One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
nd best discribes men in all their [email protected] u try. even if them no give i will give u the best jokker award from d year 2008 till infinity.................gud 1
Posted: at 24-02-2009 07:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 24-02-2009 10:56 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: iphie on 24-02-2009 07:56 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-02-2009 11:04 AM
This is absolute NONSENSE n RUBBISH.
nd best discribes men in all their [email protected] u try. even if them no give i will give u the best jokker award from d year 2008 till infinity.................gud 1
predictable, my mind just tell me say na wetin u go talk be dis, and u no dissapoint me at all
Posted: at 24-02-2009 10:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
nd best discribes men in all their [email protected] u try. even if them no give i will give u the best jokker award from d year 2008 till infinity.................gud 1
predictable, my mind just tell me say na wetin u go talk be dis, and u no dissapoint me at all
c ya fowl head
Posted: at 24-02-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac