LIGHT BULB FOR DINNER

Date: 15-02-2009 3:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...

Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago)

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Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!"

"Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"
Grin

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

rezimero at 15-02-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago)

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e no correspond na. the fact say e say make im off the bulb no mean say e wan eat am. you for say the boy papa dey sabi chop women well well.

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago)

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Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 03:39 PM

e no correspond na. the fact say e say make im off the bulb no mean say e wan eat am. you for say the boy papa dey sabi chop women well well.

Rezi... you sharp well! well! Grin

How you take know sef? abi you know the boy? LOL Grin

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

rezimero at 15-02-2009 04:27 PM (15 years ago)

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na me dey carry first for class na Grin

u no know?

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:27 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)

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I don know now... respect to Doc Rezi...

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)

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mmmm...

Posted: at 10-04-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) \| Upcoming

Sheenor at 19-04-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago)

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I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure

Posted: at 19-04-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago) \| Hero

Edwizzie at 19-04-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)

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hahahaha... Funny

Posted: at 19-04-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) \| Upcoming

Recoverd at 19-04-2009 10:25 PM (15 years ago)

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Hahaha...D man wan chop ponmo. Lol

Posted: at 19-04-2009 10:25 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ironlady at 19-04-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago)

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hahahahahahha!!d child ear go son block..parents warning to u do ur thing without conversation or yeling

Posted: at 19-04-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago) \| Hero

Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 03:03 AM (15 years ago)

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Quote from: ironlady on 19-04-2009 10:27 PM

hahahahahahha!!d child ear go son block..parents warning to u do ur thing without conversation or yeling

HMMMMM TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE... Grin

Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:03 AM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

iphie at 20-04-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago)

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u can imagine

Posted: at 20-04-2009 09:43 AM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 22-04-2009 06:51 PM (15 years ago)

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imagine what iphie...? lol

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 22-04-2009 06:51 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

nollylove at 2-06-2009 09:54 PM (14 years ago)

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Posted: at 2-06-2009 09:54 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

Sillyjokker at 3-06-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago)

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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 3-06-2009 08:52 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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