My Word!

Date: 15-02-2009 4:06 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

 Grin

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 16-02-2009 04:48 AM (15 years ago)
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why u know do dictionary make u dey sell..Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Silly u don dey phyuk up smal smal o
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago)
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 Wink Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-02-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 12:12 PM
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watin do u?
Posted: at 17-02-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 18-02-2009 01:12 AM (15 years ago)
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kpele 4 dis zone
Posted: at 18-02-2009 01:12 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 20-02-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Who fall?
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 20-02-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 20-02-2009 03:37 PM
Who fall?


ameboooo
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-02-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago)
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silly be carefull oh. na person book u dey thief kon write for here abi?
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 20-02-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Na pirate na abi u no knw say na ALABA GIRL?
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-02-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-02-2009 05:09 PM
silly be carefull oh. na person book u dey thief kon write for here abi?


no in wan make up her own diko too.. Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-02-2009 06:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Na u go buy am na wen d tin comot.
Posted: at 21-02-2009 06:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abigaelmatti at 25-02-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Sad Sad Cheesy
Posted: at 25-02-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 25-02-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Some pple have not been given good home training... why can't they just short up instead of talking rubbish... na wa o!
Posted: at 25-02-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 25-02-2009 11:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 15-02-2009 04:06 PM
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

 Grin

No worry the dictionary wey you go do na for you and una family go dey read am
Posted: at 25-02-2009 11:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 25-02-2009 11:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-02-2009 10:57 PM
Some pple have not been given good home training... why can't they just short up instead of talking rubbish... na wa o!

Shey you think say na good thing you right here.
Wetin person fit call am self. Old....
Posted: at 25-02-2009 11:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 26-02-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on 25-02-2009 11:11 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-02-2009 10:57 PM
Some pple have not been given good home training... why can't they just short up instead of talking rubbish... na wa o!

Shey you think say na good thing you right here.
Wetin person fit call am self. Old....

GUY U NO GET WORD TALK ABEG................BABE U TRY I STILL TALK AM SAY WE GO GIVE U GRAMMY @ EMMA HOW FAR D GRAMMY WEY WE GIVE U MAKE U DO. @LYINKA 'EGG HEAD'
Posted: at 26-02-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 26-02-2009 08:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 20-02-2009 05:15 PM
Na pirate na abi u no knw say na ALABA GIRL?

Y are you always talking rubbish?  Angry
Posted: at 26-02-2009 08:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 26-02-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 26-02-2009 08:58 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 20-02-2009 05:15 PM
Na pirate na abi u no knw say na ALABA GIRL?

Y are you always talking rubbish?  Angry

na reflex action..........no blame am
Posted: at 26-02-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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