i ddnt do dem today

Date: 30-04-2012 8:40 pm (11 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 30-04-2012 08:40 PM (11 years ago)
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A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

Posted: at 30-04-2012 08:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- missispanky at 30-04-2012 08:51 PM (11 years ago)
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den evryday she suffers.
Posted: at 30-04-2012 08:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 10:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Na joke?
Posted: at 30-04-2012 10:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 1-05-2012 06:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Yes oooo
Posted: at 1-05-2012 06:33 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- nememma at 1-05-2012 08:08 AM (11 years ago)
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gud 4 d man. Very 9ice
Posted: at 1-05-2012 08:08 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 1-05-2012 09:58 AM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-05-2012 09:58 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-05-2012 10:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:20 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 1-05-2012 10:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Tanx
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:46 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 1-05-2012 10:51 AM (11 years ago)
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i no read am but na you post am e good ooo
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:51 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 1-05-2012 10:52 AM (11 years ago)
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na waka i just dey waka dey go
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:52 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 1-05-2012 11:19 AM (11 years ago)
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how e no go good for kolo people ?
Posted: at 1-05-2012 11:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 1-05-2012 11:57 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 1-05-2012 11:57 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 1-05-2012 12:42 PM (11 years ago)
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story teller.
Posted: at 1-05-2012 12:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 1-05-2012 02:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Na bag of thanks I de give una
Posted: at 1-05-2012 02:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-05-2012 04:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Stephen I no thank u
Posted: at 1-05-2012 04:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-05-2012 09:35 PM (11 years ago)
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For ur dream
Posted: at 1-05-2012 09:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 2-05-2012 12:33 PM (11 years ago)
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mumus plenty well well
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 2-05-2012 12:34 PM (11 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 2-05-2012 12:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 2-05-2012 07:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Beta
Posted: at 2-05-2012 07:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 2-05-2012 10:14 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-05-2012 10:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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