A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars." The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 2-05-2012 06:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
wakawaka247 at 4-05-2012 03:00 PM (13 years ago) (m)
phyuk your mama wella , family of morons , when you finish your papa go phyuk and suck you and your mama ass, that gay father of yours , mororns, your smelling mama honeypot am sure not all the apes go even look her side , just you and your smelling gay father .
Posted: at 4-05-2012 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
As ur papa dey phyuk goat dog dey phyuk ur mama mad even mad man self dey phyuk ur mother goat pikin bastard idiotic moron make I see ur mama dis nite I go turn am to lizard
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 4-05-2012 03:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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