expenses for the month [funny]

Date: 27-06-2007 8:43 pm (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 27-06-2007 08:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Husband Writes to wife:


Dearest Sweetheart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Allen



His wife replied back after some days to her husband:



Dearest Sweetheart:


Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
details.


1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
milk.


2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.


3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three
kisses instead of the rent.


4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I
have given him some other items, HuhHuh?


5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining
balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the
month using this balance.


Shall I plan in the same way for next month?


Please Advice!!!


 

Your wife
Ellen


Posted: at 27-06-2007 08:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- herre at 23-07-2007 10:14 PM (16 years ago)
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HAHA...hope he learnt his lesson.!! Cheesy
Posted: at 23-07-2007 10:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyC at 23-08-2007 04:28 AM (16 years ago)
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Nice that's what he gets  Cheesy
Posted: at 23-08-2007 04:28 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- khadijah at 2-01-2008 03:26 PM (16 years ago)
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now that's a smart woman
Posted: at 2-01-2008 03:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 2-01-2008 04:23 PM (16 years ago)
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good for his ass
Posted: at 2-01-2008 04:23 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 3-01-2008 09:32 AM (16 years ago)
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eri-eri

Posted: at 3-01-2008 09:32 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 01:55 AM (16 years ago)
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gotta come up with my own expenses
Posted: at 4-01-2008 01:55 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- britelife at 4-01-2008 02:06 AM (16 years ago)
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no problem. He sent the kisses, the lady paid off their debt with the kisses. So why should u pity my guy? Remember he sent it. the woman didnt ask for it. ixen, i am waiting for your expenses becuase it seems its you and that nigerian girl that claims to be white that is active. Well, i am new here sha and i am finding it interesting.
Posted: at 4-01-2008 02:06 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 4-01-2008 03:07 AM (16 years ago)
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nigerian gal claiming to be white.....in white man's land.......something fishy......


@Vixen.....are u related to Michael Jackson.......which makes u related to Sam Jackson.......lol

Posted: at 4-01-2008 03:07 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 03:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Never thought of that......hmmmmm....brb........... Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2008 03:58 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 4-01-2008 04:38 AM (16 years ago)
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GET BACK AT US.....

Posted: at 4-01-2008 04:38 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 05:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Well Michael said we couldn't be related cause i'm black.....
and Sam Jackson said that i know too much of sex and positions for us to be related cause only missionaries are thought at his house.........so i guess there's no relations to either jacksons...what a relief....whew
Posted: at 4-01-2008 05:50 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 4-01-2008 06:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Sup Dokson.......Same 2 u !!! Kiss
Posted: at 4-01-2008 06:26 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 5-01-2008 12:56 PM (16 years ago)
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then......Sam Jackson is related to Michael Jackson.....

Posted: at 5-01-2008 12:56 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 5-01-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago)
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and alan l jackson
Posted: at 5-01-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 5-01-2008 07:23 PM (16 years ago)
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and Jackson 5

Posted: at 5-01-2008 07:23 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 6-01-2008 04:48 PM (16 years ago)
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5 doors down...i think
Posted: at 6-01-2008 04:48 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 7-01-2008 06:10 AM (16 years ago)
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its 3 doors down..... Grin

Posted: at 7-01-2008 06:10 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 7-01-2008 04:09 PM (16 years ago)
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five inch nails?
Posted: at 7-01-2008 04:09 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 14-03-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago)
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haha!

Posted: at 14-03-2009 08:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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