WHO BE DIS COCONUT HEAD OF STATE

Date: 25-02-2009 10:11 am (15 years ago) | Author: Victor Ozowe
- at 25-02-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Three doctors; one from Japan, one from America and the other from Nigeria ,were arguing whose country had made the greatest scientific achievement. Japanese Doctor: In my country a man was born without hands, we scientists gave him artificial hands ,he is now a very good scientist. American Doctor: This is even better: In my country a man was born without legs, we doctors gave artificial legs, he is now a great athlete! Nigerian Doctor: Look at the both of you, in my country Nigeria, a man was born without a head in Ijebu-ode, we doctors gave him a coconut head, he became an HEAD OF STATE, sorry a president..….! Roll Eyes

Posted: at 25-02-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Pires07 at 25-02-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Victorwaves on 25-02-2009 10:11 AM
Three doctors; one from Japan, one from America and the other from Nigeria ,were arguing whose country had made the greatest scientific achievement. Japanese Doctor: In my country a man was born without hands, we scientists gave him artificial hands ,he is now a very good scientist. American Doctor: This is even better: In my country a man was born without legs, we doctors gave artificial legs, he is now a great athlete! Nigerian Doctor: Look at the both of you, in my country Nigeria, a man was born without a head in Ijebu-ode, we doctors gave him a coconut head, he became an HEAD OF STATE, sorry a president..….! Roll Eyes
Grin Grin Grin
u dnt hv 2b sory, u dnt mension any name.
anyway thumps up, u tried.
Posted: at 25-02-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-02-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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NOT NEW
Posted: at 25-02-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-02-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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wey the joke angle?
Posted: at 25-02-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-02-2009 03:36 AM (15 years ago)
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check am 4 in profile
Posted: at 26-02-2009 03:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-02-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 26-02-2009 03:36 AM
check am 4 in profile
e dey for angle 90 degree check am there....
Posted: at 26-02-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cute_julie at 26-02-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok/ Nice one there
Posted: at 26-02-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 2-03-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin nice for inside dis wan na?.... shhhhhiooooooo
Posted: at 2-03-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 3-03-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  2-03-2009 05:34 PM
wetin nice for inside dis wan na?.... shhhhhiooooooo

U blind, check out d babe now, aint she naice.....................ouch babe hot Wink
Posted: at 3-03-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Victorwaves at 3-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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@iphie,.......hotter than hot itself......
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 3-03-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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E TRY,ABI NA LIE?
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Victorwaves on  3-03-2009 05:44 PM
@iphie,.......hotter than hot itself......
flower... na you be that.... OBJ don send people after you... na our former presido you dey call cocnut head abi...
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago)
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seriously, not funny
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 3-03-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Victorwaves on 25-02-2009 10:11 AM
Three doctors; one from Japan, one from America and the other from Nigeria ,were arguing whose country had made the greatest scientific achievement. Japanese Doctor: In my country a man was born without hands, we scientists gave him artificial hands ,he is now a very good scientist. American Doctor: This is even better: In my country a man was born without legs, we doctors gave artificial legs, he is now a great athlete! Nigerian Doctor: Look at the both of you, in my country Nigeria, a man was born without a head in Ijebu-ode, we doctors gave him a coconut head, he became an HEAD OF STATE, sorry a president..….! Roll Eyes

y na?

dem don post this stuff b4
Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago)
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old joke detector
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 5-03-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 02:41 PM
Quote from: kido123 on  2-03-2009 05:34 PM
wetin nice for inside dis wan na?.... shhhhhiooooooo

U blind, check out d babe now, aint she naice.....................ouch babe hot Wink

na whaoo na girl like u u dey trip 4 like this u be lesbian... Grin
Posted: at 5-03-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 5-03-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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waitn na who dey harsh
Posted: at 5-03-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Victorwaves at 10-03-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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uhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 10-03-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 07:18 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 11-03-2009 07:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 18-04-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-04-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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