wat d hell! (Page 4)

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go alone.
Being a devoted husband, he protested but the wife
said that she wants to take some aspirin and sleep,
and no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So, he took his masked Batman costume and left. The wife after sleeping for an hour, woke up, as it was still early, she decided to go for the party.
As her husband did not know her costume, she thought she could have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a masked Goldilocks costume and joined the party. She spotted her husband cavorting around every nice chic. Cuddling and copping, a hug here and a little kiss there. She went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition in her ears and she agreed so off they went to one of the cars for a quickie. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped home and put
her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make out f his outrageous behavior.
She was reading when he came in, so she asked whether he had a good time
Oh same old thing. You know I'll never have a good time when you are not there. Then she spoke, did you dance much? he replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I got there, I met peter, bill and others so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening. You must have looked really silly wearing that batman costume playing poker all night she said with sarcasm,
the husband replied,
actually, I gave my batman costume to your dad, he said that he had fun and got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit.
WHAT!!!? she screamed and fainted..