My boss, who is tall with an intimidating physique, can be funny a times. He is a heavy eater. Whenever he is about to eat, he'll lock his office and he will totally undress and left with his boxer pant only. The first time his lunch was dished in my presence, I thought he invited some couples for lunch. I was in his office, sorting out documents, when I suddenly perceived a very embarrassing smell. Instead of my boss to apologise for releasing a soundless fart, he said, ' this cleaner is very stupid. He didn't dispose the waste in the basket.' Wanting to expose him, I went for the basket and showed him nothing was there.. He then said, ' my fart doesn't smell.' Have you ever perceived a welcoming fragrance in a fart before?
Posted: at 22-05-2012 02:18 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
missispanky at 22-05-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) (f)
na joke b dis?
Posted: at 22-05-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
though this is a funny gist, but it can happen in real life.. my landlady a short woman with very large booty in the former ogba retail does thesame thing to you as a tenant if she is not impressed by the way you are paying your shop rent.. she will invite you to her office, ask you to shut the sliding glass to preserve the ac cooling then start exploding very loud long and smelly mess/farts while shouting at you for defrauding on your rent if you try to cover your nose because of the unbearable smell she will scream that are mocking her that her mouth is smelling...God help you if a customer call for her attention soon or else you will be forced to endure at two hour of farting and yelling.. you may end up sick the next day >:(e
Posted: at 7-09-2018 08:50 AM (6 years ago) | Newbie
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