abubakarzain at 23-05-2012 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Girls of nowadays are like Chinese phone, You want to know how? They need to be repaired everyday They need to be put in charge 24/7 Their volume is louder than needed( U can't argue ) And d worst of all they accept more dan 1 SIM card
positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 23-05-2012 12:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
abubakarzain at 23-05-2012 12:35 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Dad : Give me your phone for a second Son : wait dad, let me switch it on {... Delete video Delete picture Delete music Delete private Delete number Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete } FORMAT Memory CARD#:-s ...Here u go 3-| I have nothing to hide from u!! Dad : I just wanted to see the time
positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 23-05-2012 12:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
abubakarzain at 23-05-2012 01:17 PM (11 years ago) (m)
A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical: - Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? - That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke? - No - Do you drink? - No - Do you fool around with loose women? - Of course not - Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?
positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 23-05-2012 01:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
abubakarzain at 23-05-2012 01:48 PM (11 years ago) (m)
It's Game 7 of the FACup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FACup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first FACup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 23-05-2012 01:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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