We must catch am

Date: 23-05-2012 10:22 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Wilson jsix
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- at 23-05-2012 10:22 PM (11 years ago)
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In an effort to determine
the top crime fighting
agency in Nigeria, The
president narrowed the
field to three finalists: the
SSS, the Army, and the Nigerian Police force. The
three contenders were
given the task of catching a
rabbit which was released
into the forest.
The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal
informants throughout.
They questioned all plant
and mineral witnesses.
After three months of
extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits
do not exist.
The Army went into the
forest. After two weeks
without a capture, they
burned the forest killing everything in it, including
the rabbit. They made no
apologies. The rabbit
deserved it.
The Nigerian police went
into the forest. They came out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear
was yelling, " Okay, Okay, I
agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a
rabbit!" plz dnt beat me
again...Una see 9ja security Wahala

Posted: at 23-05-2012 10:22 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 23-05-2012 11:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol u try

Posted: at 23-05-2012 11:45 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 24-05-2012 03:21 AM (11 years ago)
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gud 1......u try

Posted: at 24-05-2012 03:21 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- gameisover at 24-05-2012 03:30 AM (11 years ago)
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@poster you dull what does this suppose to mean a joke or comedy bear and rabbit are dey same size,if i vex slap you,u will become the rabbit they are searching for.
Posted: at 24-05-2012 03:30 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 24-05-2012 06:09 AM (11 years ago)
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wa ris dis na verb or na proverb nessssssssst  Angry

Posted: at 24-05-2012 06:09 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Jsix2 at 24-05-2012 06:56 AM (11 years ago)
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@gameisover u na goat? Dnt u knw hw 9ja police d force innocent pipo 2 be guilty wit dia Jimmy?
Posted: at 24-05-2012 06:56 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ENIT at 24-05-2012 08:02 AM (11 years ago)
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no b jimmy...na jimmy jat......gimmick, nyce post
Posted: at 24-05-2012 08:02 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 24-05-2012 11:51 AM (11 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 24-05-2012 11:51 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 24-05-2012 01:56 PM (11 years ago)
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lol, lovely joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-05-2012 01:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 24-05-2012 02:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 24-05-2012 02:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-05-2012 03:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Bingo

Posted: at 24-05-2012 03:34 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 25-05-2012 01:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Jsix2 on 24-05-2012 06:56 AM
@gameisover u na goat? Dnt u knw hw 9ja police d force innocent pipo 2 be guilty wit dia Jimmy?
no mind d mumu, no.b just goat wey im b. na lagos goat na y PDP choose am make e helep dem display their madness but e no go work 4 here
Posted: at 25-05-2012 01:37 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 25-05-2012 07:01 PM (11 years ago)
more  Undecided boo
Posted: at 25-05-2012 07:01 PM (11 years ago) |
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- at 25-05-2012 07:04 PM (11 years ago)
Quote from: Jsix2 on 24-05-2012 06:56 AM
@gameisover u na goat? Dnt u knw hw 9ja police d force innocent pipo 2 be guilty wit dia Jimmy?

poster no mind him, him no understand,
Posted: at 25-05-2012 07:04 PM (11 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 25-05-2012 07:24 PM (11 years ago)
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I love dis

Posted: at 25-05-2012 07:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- joellove at 25-05-2012 08:02 PM (11 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 25-05-2012 08:02 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 26-05-2012 01:10 PM (11 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 26-05-2012 01:10 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- soki4real at 26-05-2012 04:00 PM (11 years ago)
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story story
Posted: at 26-05-2012 04:00 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BournIdentity at 26-05-2012 04:18 PM (11 years ago)
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tori
Posted: at 26-05-2012 04:18 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 27-05-2012 03:22 AM (11 years ago)
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gud

Posted: at 27-05-2012 03:22 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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