SEXY SECETERY

Date: 28-05-2012 4:09 pm (12 years ago) | Author: akpos alex
- at 28-05-2012 04:09 PM (12 years ago)
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John: Your secretary is very sexy...!

Tom: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Monica". If you squeeze her right Bosom , she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left Bosom , she types letters!
I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..

...Next day...

John called Tom from hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" in-between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener.

Posted: at 28-05-2012 04:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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