Sperm Count

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.

The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open."

Posted: at 9-03-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

U try
at i laugh.
Thumbs up.

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Posted: at 9-03-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Where im fly go na?
IRAQ?

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Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny

Posted: at 10-03-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

COOL

Posted: at 10-03-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kuul

Posted: at 10-03-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

which 1 be dis again

Posted: at 11-03-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

old man...

Posted: at 11-03-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

frog boy

Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

NO NO....DAT NO GO MAKE U FAT...
let me b ur health docta 4 1 sec....i hereby recommend quanlity and good looking mosquitoes 4 ur breakfast,brushfast,lunch,dinner,nightfood,mid-nightfood,early momo food as d case may be...i wish u quick recovery frm...MALARIA..hope 2 see u so..OROBO

Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac