Sperm Count

Date: 09-03-2009 5:02 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Evergreen Eva
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- at 9-03-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.

The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open."



Posted: at 9-03-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 9-03-2009 05:47 PM (15 years ago)
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cough...cough...make i drink water....
Posted: at 9-03-2009 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 9-03-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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U try
at i laugh.
Thumbs up.

Posted: at 9-03-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 10-03-2009 01:49 AM (15 years ago)
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mehnnnn my mind don fly....Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2009 01:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 07:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Where im fly go na?
IRAQ?

Posted: at 10-03-2009 07:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-03-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago)
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chieee.... Grin Grin Grin i been don dey think another thing....  Grin Grin Grin....
chieee... you try.... gun shoot for you.... Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 10-03-2009 09:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 10-03-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 10-03-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-03-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheh

nice one sha

Posted: at 10-03-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 10-03-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago)
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COOL
Posted: at 10-03-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kesterjoe at 10-03-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Nice one Eva Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-03-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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kuul
Posted: at 10-03-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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i concur
Posted: at 11-03-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-03-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 11-03-2009 10:02 AM
i concur


which 1 be dis again
Posted: at 11-03-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 11-03-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 10-03-2009 01:49 AM
mehnnnn my mind don fly....Grin

Oboy no b small oh.....................
Posted: at 11-03-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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old man...
Posted: at 11-03-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Smal pikin.

Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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frog boy
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago)
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U wan chop frog or wetin?
Wal gecko dey there na.

Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 10:48 AM (15 years ago)
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NO NO....DAT NO GO MAKE U FAT...
let me b ur health docta 4 1 sec....i hereby recommend quanlity and good looking mosquitoes 4 ur breakfast,brushfast,lunch,dinner,nightfood,mid-nightfood,early momo food as d case may be...i wish u quick recovery frm...MALARIA..hope 2 see u so..OROBO
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Hw many mosquito i go com catch na wey go fit belle ful me na?

Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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