Naija Curse

Date: 06-06-2012 1:42 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Shola Sola
- at 6-06-2012 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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And seeing the multitudes, corruption went up into Aso Rock; and when he was set, the politicians came unto him;
(2) And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying:
(3) Blessed are the clueless in wisdom; for theirs is the Presidency of the nation.
(4) Blessed are they that rig elections, for they shall be elected.
(5) Blessed are the thieves; for they shall inherit the National Assembly.
(6) Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after public funds; for their accounts shall be filled.
(7) Blessed are the bribe-takers, for they shall obtain bigger bribes.
(Cool Blessed are the Petroleum Ministers, for they shall loot trillions.
(9) Blessed are the bootlickers, for they shall be called the Federal Executhief Council.
(10) Blessed are they which are prosecuted for corruption's sake; for theirs is the kingdom of wealth.
(11) Blessed are ye, when EFCC shall invite you, and interrogate you, and bring all manner of charges against you, for my sake.
(12) Rejoice, and be exceedingly glad; for fat are your accounts in Swiss banks; for so they prosecuted the politicians which were before you.
(13) Ye are the thieves of the nation; but if the thief have lost his craftiness, wherewith shall he be looting? It is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be charged to court, and be sentenced to prison.
(14) Ye are the liars of the nation, a lie that is carefully thought-out cannot be found out.
(15) Neither do politicians cook a big lie, and serve it to SaharaReporters, but to NTA; and it gives false hope unto all that watch the 9pm news.
(16) Let your gowns so flow before men, that they may see your big loots, and glorify your father which is in Ota.
(17) Think not that I am come to arrest the fuel marketers
(18) For verily I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one naira or one kobo shall not be left in the Federation account

Posted: at 6-06-2012 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 6-06-2012 01:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice 1
Posted: at 6-06-2012 01:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-06-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-06-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-06-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-06-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-06-2012 10:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 7-06-2012 10:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-06-2012 10:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 7-06-2012 10:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2012 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  6-06-2012 07:46 PM
Nice one... Hmmmmmmmm am thinking wen I go copy n paste dis one... No attack yet plzzz


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Posted: at 8-06-2012 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 8-06-2012 07:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-06-2012 07:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- wandepope at 8-06-2012 07:35 PM (12 years ago)
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This is funny
Posted: at 8-06-2012 07:35 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 8-06-2012 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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POSTA U TRY,
AFOR
Posted: at 8-06-2012 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chawler at 9-06-2012 10:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Tnx guyz... Josy, u no go lik mak da guy chop ya nose nah.. Lol
Posted: at 9-06-2012 10:21 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- BournIdentity at 13-06-2012 03:26 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 13-06-2012 03:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-06-2012 07:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 13-06-2012 07:12 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 14-06-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Booger
Posted: at 14-06-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-06-2012 08:06 AM (12 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 14-06-2012 08:06 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-06-2012 04:55 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Bingo
Posted: at 16-06-2012 04:55 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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