Mr. Johnson's dick

Date: 10-06-2012 11:07 am (11 years ago) | Author: bakare jibola
- at 10-06-2012 11:07 AM (11 years ago)
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there was this guy who worked at a mortuary. Everyday he receives dead people who he would bath,do all sorts before they are taken to be buried. one day he a corpse was transferred to his department with a name...Mr. Johnson. as the man took off the clothe used to cover the corpse,behold revealed the largest dick the man had ever seen. "we have to keep this as a work of art,it's too good to follow you to the grave. so he cut the dick and wrapped it on a piece of clothe.
he took his discovery home and told his wife he had a surprise to show to her. on bringing out the dick...his wife shouted..."oh!!!! when did Mr. Johnson die?"..... Grin Grin Grin Grin Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 10-06-2012 11:07 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- chummyli at 10-06-2012 02:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahaaaa
Posted: at 10-06-2012 02:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- idbalo at 10-06-2012 03:10 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmm!..dis kain away player wife ehn...lwkm
Posted: at 10-06-2012 03:10 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 10-06-2012 04:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol old skull
Posted: at 10-06-2012 04:05 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-06-2012 04:14 PM (11 years ago)
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posta deserve 1bullet 4 brain 4 bringing back da old skull stuff as dey talk am wait i dey come
Posted: at 10-06-2012 04:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 10-06-2012 04:23 PM (11 years ago)
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NA WAOOOO
pb4
Posted: at 10-06-2012 04:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 11-06-2012 10:35 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 11-06-2012 10:35 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-06-2012 03:29 PM (11 years ago)
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d man don really hammer d wife Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2012 03:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 11-06-2012 05:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Na so nah
Posted: at 11-06-2012 05:34 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- angelzee at 19-06-2012 08:25 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 19-06-2012 08:25 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 19-06-2012 10:10 PM (11 years ago)
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wa ooo na  Undecided
Posted: at 19-06-2012 10:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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