Lies Men tell (Just 2 Have Sex) / B4 Sex

Date: 11-06-2012 10:29 am (11 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 11-06-2012 10:29 AM (11 years ago)
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You already know men will do anything to get a woman into bed especially when she's as awesome as you are. And they're rarely slick about it. These are some of their weak lines...

Come over, I just want to snuggle We Wont Do anything  Sad.

You should take your clothes off. We won't even have sex. I just love the feeling of your skin against mine. (BIG LIE)

I hardly ever have sex on a first date.(WOMEN TELL THESE LIES TOO)

It's cold in here, let's get under the covers, nothing is gonna happen  Angry

You're beautiful and it would be an honor to get to sleep with you.  Grin

I wont tell if you won't.

I just want to take a nice bubble bath with you - nothing else!'

Want to come meet my dog?' At 3 a.m. LMAO. (Women.. Use you Instinct)

Just let me put the tip in!  Grin

I have a cop uniform in my room... want to see?' I love men in uniform, so needless to say I fell for it (Very trikish Lie)

You don't have to return the favor>>> (PURE LIE)  Sad

Lets Go watch The TV in my room.. Am feeling Sleepy and cant live u all alone here in the sitting room.


Posted: at 11-06-2012 10:29 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- mizcollins1 at 11-06-2012 10:34 AM (11 years ago)
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you just hit the nail right on the head!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2012 10:34 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 10:48 AM (11 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 11-06-2012 10:48 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmandazie at 11-06-2012 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
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I never use any of those lines! True!
Posted: at 11-06-2012 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mizcollins1 at 11-06-2012 11:38 AM (11 years ago)
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ok lets know yours then Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 11-06-2012 11:38 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ceejaylk at 11-06-2012 11:47 AM (11 years ago)
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hahahaha I am born again. My yes is yes and my no is no. That is best life on earth Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2012 11:47 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- mercyilori at 11-06-2012 12:03 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:03 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- angelzee at 11-06-2012 12:07 PM (11 years ago)
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lets do dress up.... Wink
Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:07 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 12:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ceejaylk on 11-06-2012 11:47 AM
hahahaha I am born again. My yes is yes and my no is no. That is best life on earth Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin

Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 12:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: angelzee on 11-06-2012 12:07 PM
lets do dress up.... Wink

 Grin Grin Grin Cheesy

Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:08 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 12:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 11-06-2012 11:35 AM
I never use any of those lines! True!

u v used lie no 2 severally  Grin Grin Grin swear say no be true  Grin

Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:09 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 11-06-2012 12:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmm! poster u don tay for this business!

Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dommarc at 11-06-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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i luv to see ur preety skin Cool
Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:19 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 12:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 11-06-2012 12:15 PM
Hmm! poster u don tay for this business!

no be today o my broda  Grin

Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:20 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 12:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: dommarc on 11-06-2012 12:19 PM
i luv to see ur preety skin Cool

 Cool

Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 11-06-2012 12:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 11-06-2012 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- olumbareal at 11-06-2012 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 11-06-2012 11:35 AM
I never use any of those lines! True!
Me either.
Posted: at 11-06-2012 01:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 11-06-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-06-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago)
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why telling dis flimsy lies....d lady na small pickin?? 

Posted: at 11-06-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 11-06-2012 02:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 11-06-2012 02:25 PM
why telling dis flimsy lies....d lady na small pickin?? 

u don forget say na fish brain?

Posted: at 11-06-2012 02:40 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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