Riddles and Joke

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.

"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

Posted: at 17-03-2009 02:03 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Point is: They both get charged with DUI (Driving Under Influence, of alcohol ie)
Funny, but smart of the the Scot

Posted: at 20-03-2009 04:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Posted: at 20-03-2009 08:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

Posted: at 30-12-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Tufiakwa!

Posted: at 1-01-2012 09:40 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

ekwensu o agiri ya nma!

Posted: at 4-01-2012 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Oga ya bu skypon ka ona agwa

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Posted: at 12-01-2012 02:43 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 13-01-2012 02:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

u be doctor

Posted: at 13-01-2012 05:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

hmmn

Posted: at 13-01-2012 09:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero