Potential and Reality

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living
with two sluts."
     

Posted: at 17-03-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

posted b4

Posted: at 17-03-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

brb

Posted: at 17-03-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

Posted: at 17-03-2009 06:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no be lie

Posted: at 19-03-2009 01:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

delete dis joke pls

Posted: at 19-03-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

how about this one(s):

Posted: at 19-03-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

NO..NA HI GRAND MAMA...HEN MAMA SUPPOSE YOUNG PASS THAT 1////

Posted: at 19-03-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 20-03-2009 02:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

CHIE....

Posted: at 20-03-2009 06:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac