Smart ass president

Date: 26-06-2012 7:10 pm (9 years ago) | Author: draGon Lord
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- at 26-06-2012 07:10 PM (9 years ago)
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A plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes meanwhile there were 5 people on board. The 1st person was Messi and he said "Ɣou know I'm †he world's best footballer, so i cant die now" he took 1 parachute and left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said "Ɣou know I'm †he richest man in Africa and I'm †oo young to die" so, he took †he 2nd parachute and left.

President Jonathan said" Ɣou know I'm †he smartest president in †he world, so i cant die now" he took 1 and left. It was left with Pope Benedict and A little schoolgirl. The Pope said †o her "take †he last 1, I'll sacrifice my life 4 Ɣou".The little girl replied "but there are two parachutes left, Jonathan took my school bag"


Posted: at 26-06-2012 07:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mexiboku at 27-06-2012 10:06 AM (9 years ago)
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so wetin u wan make i do now laff?u de mad
Posted: at 27-06-2012 10:06 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 10:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Pb10000000

Posted: at 27-06-2012 10:25 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 11:56 AM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 27-06-2012 11:56 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- draG9 at 27-06-2012 12:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: mexiboku on 27-06-2012 10:06 AM
so wetin u wan make i do now laff?u de mad

 Winkyeah i luv u too honey Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 27-06-2012 12:26 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jban at 27-06-2012 01:26 PM (9 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-06-2012 01:26 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 27-06-2012 03:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Shocked

Posted: at 27-06-2012 03:38 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 9-07-2012 10:22 PM (9 years ago)
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PB4B4B4B4
Posted: at 9-07-2012 10:22 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- collins91 at 11-07-2012 01:54 PM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked :oPB4
Posted: at 11-07-2012 01:54 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princyboy at 11-07-2012 07:15 PM (9 years ago)
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[email protected] wetin u won make I do Ŋ҈ώ...dis na joke u go slip jail no worry
Posted: at 11-07-2012 07:15 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Dprince24 at 12-07-2012 07:27 AM (9 years ago)
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U dul
Posted: at 12-07-2012 07:27 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- queenrukky at 12-07-2012 02:53 PM (9 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 12-07-2012 02:53 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-07-2012 04:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 12-07-2012 04:02 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Thonya at 12-07-2012 05:33 PM (9 years ago)
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mtchew Shocked
Posted: at 12-07-2012 05:33 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 13-07-2012 01:36 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 13-07-2012 01:36 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ENIT at 15-07-2012 02:42 PM (9 years ago)
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wetin com concern me...u b fool
Posted: at 15-07-2012 02:42 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- kaycee22 at 15-07-2012 03:30 PM (9 years ago)
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joked
Posted: at 15-07-2012 03:30 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babelaylow at 15-07-2012 04:04 PM (9 years ago)
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ok....next
Posted: at 15-07-2012 04:04 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Shydaimma at 16-07-2012 07:49 AM (9 years ago)
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aahahahahahaahahaAHAHAHAAAAA
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-07-2012 07:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- draG9 at 28-07-2012 11:17 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ENIT on 15-07-2012 02:42 PM
wetin com concern me...u b fool

Thank God i learnt 2 b a fool frm u

Posted: at 28-07-2012 11:17 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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