tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest
inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you
want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene" the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment. "You
know," he said, "I may have a solution
to your problem. I have two male
talking parrots that I have taught to
pray and read the bible. Bring your two
parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and
Jacob. My parrots can teach your
parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying...that
phrase...in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded,
"this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female
parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two
male parrots were inside their cage,
holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them. After a
few minutes, the female parrots cried
out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do
you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally, one
male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the
beads away, Francis, our prayers have
been answered!"
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