Never argue with a woman

Date: 20-03-2009 1:49 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Christiantus Osuagwu
- at 20-03-2009 01:49 PM (16 years ago)
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.  Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.  She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.  He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'isn’t that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
 
'Yes, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies, 'you’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.  I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with segxwal assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

Posted: at 20-03-2009 01:49 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
- federico at 20-03-2009 07:55 PM (16 years ago)
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MUMU
Posted: at 20-03-2009 07:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 20-03-2009 11:59 PM (16 years ago)
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heheheheh...he 4 no run na.....he should have waited
Posted: at 20-03-2009 11:59 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 09:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Kriz nice1 jare
Posted: at 21-03-2009 09:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 09:52 AM (16 years ago)
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Funnie!

Krist... you rock! Cool
Posted: at 21-03-2009 09:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago)
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Hmm silly,
im pas(kris) ROCK na,na MOUNTAIN, OLUMO ROCK or KOMA HILLZ sef.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 10:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 10:01 AM
Hmm silly,
im pas(kris) ROCK na,na MOUNTAIN, OLUMO ROCK or KOMA HILLZ sef.

laughing out loud! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-03-2009 10:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 10:23 AM (16 years ago)
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Laugh wel wel na abi u no lik am?
Bt no enta gutter o.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 10:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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