Family Joke

Date: 21-03-2009 1:29 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago)
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A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.
Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?
Brother 2: He's Dead
Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. Then when I call you from the airport you could of told me, The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.
Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.
Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?
Brother 2: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.

Posted: at 21-03-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Oya na,part 2 explanatn go begin na?
Posted: at 21-03-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 01:46 PM
Oya na,part 2 explanatn go begin na?

That kind thing
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-03-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago)
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lolxxx
Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-03-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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silly we dey wait,,tell us part 2
Posted: at 27-03-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 28-03-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 28-03-2009 12:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- simdi at 28-03-2009 12:59 AM (15 years ago)
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sillyjoker,abeg...ENGLISH...wetin b "..U COULD OF..." abi na "..U COULD HAVE"
Posted: at 28-03-2009 12:59 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- ronky at 28-03-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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so d mama 2 don die. nicccccce 1
Posted: at 28-03-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 28-03-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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ronky bcoz him mama 2 die u say nice...na wa
Posted: at 28-03-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: simdi on 28-03-2009 12:59 AM
sillyjoker,abeg...ENGLISH...wetin b "..U COULD OF..." abi na "..U COULD HAVE"

I really don't get what you are hitting at... Huh?
Posted: at 29-03-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 30-03-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago)
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some English 4 d joke na wah oh.Still funny
Posted: at 30-03-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 30-03-2009 12:46 PM
some English 4 d joke na wah oh.Still funny

Linguist Emmy... help us out na!

Thanks anyway... Grin
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 2-04-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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aah
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Hey... are you doing what I'm thinking...?
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 2-04-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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what are you thinking ?

bcos ur mind too like dey think bad tin
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  2-04-2009 02:41 PM
what are you thinking ?

bcos ur mind too like dey think bad tin

I was wondering if mosquitoe was biting you!
Now, who is thinking something bad? Grin
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 2-04-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm

I no trust you o
Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  2-04-2009 02:47 PM
hmmm

I no trust you o

Who you come trust? Grin
Posted: at 2-04-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 2-04-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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me
Posted: at 2-04-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-04-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  2-04-2009 05:27 PM
me

 Huh? Shocked
Posted: at 4-04-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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