Chris had just turned 16 had long hair, and look like Joe Dirt. He went to his dad and asked: "Dad it is my 16th birthday! I would like you to by me a car for my birthday.” So his dad replied, "Son, I will buy you any car that you want as long as you raise your grades AND cut your hair." Chris said ok. The next week, Chris brought home a report card he had raised all his grades from c's and d's to all a's. His father was very happy! Now Chris was so excited he told his dad what car he wanted a, convertible mustang (red). His dad said, "Chris you haven't cut your hair." Chris replied, "Well Jesus had long hair." His dad said, "yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went!"
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
kris u don hear am, u go waka dey go.......................silly j, make kris no hear dis 1 ooooooooo, anyway we go battle am together...............lol
Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 27-03-2009 10:43 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 09:14 AM
kris u don hear am, u go waka dey go.......................silly j, make kris no hear dis 1 ooooooooo, anyway we go battle am together...............lol
women..... so na my matter una take dey do yeye for here..... well no comment sha.... @ silly j: nice joke, but why me :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:43 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
degreatest2 at 27-03-2009 10:50 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-03-2009 10:43 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 09:14 AM
kris u don hear am, u go waka dey go.......................silly j, make kris no hear dis 1 ooooooooo, anyway we go battle am together...............lol
women..... so na my matter una take dey do yeye for here..... well no comment sha.... @ silly j: nice joke, but why me :'( :'( :'(
U don turn D'banj now abi? dey shout why me? if no be u, who e for be?
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 27-03-2009 10:52 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: emmymth on 27-03-2009 09:27 AM
very funny lol.Where u dey get ur jokes from?
emmy! you dey ask? go joke land now, joke plenty for there... just carry basket go there, pluck as many jokes wey you want then bring dem come... you dey ask where she get her jokes from? nna ehen, e di kpa funny o....
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:52 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Kristiantus at 27-03-2009 10:53 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: degreatest2 on 27-03-2009 10:50 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-03-2009 10:43 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 09:14 AM
kris u don hear am, u go waka dey go.......................silly j, make kris no hear dis 1 ooooooooo, anyway we go battle am together...............lol
women..... so na my matter una take dey do yeye for here..... well no comment sha.... @ silly j: nice joke, but why me :'( :'( :'(
U don turn D'banj now abi? dey shout why me? if no be u, who e for be?
greatest dgreat.... na you be that.... nna ehen, you too much... how iyawo and omo dem, hope okay...
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:53 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
degreatest2 at 27-03-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-03-2009 10:53 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 27-03-2009 10:50 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-03-2009 10:43 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 09:14 AM
kris u don hear am, u go waka dey go.......................silly j, make kris no hear dis 1 ooooooooo, anyway we go battle am together...............lol
women..... so na my matter una take dey do yeye for here..... well no comment sha.... @ silly j: nice joke, but why me :'( :'( :'(
U don turn D'banj now abi? dey shout why me? if no be u, who e for be?
greatest dgreat.... na you be that.... nna ehen, you too much... how iyawo and omo dem, hope okay...
as evrytin don bin dey begin dey meltdown? iyawo and omo don waka go!
Posted: at 27-03-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 27-03-2009 11:21 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: degreatest2 on 27-03-2009 11:15 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-03-2009 10:53 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 27-03-2009 10:50 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 27-03-2009 10:43 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 09:14 AM
kris u don hear am, u go waka dey go.......................silly j, make kris no hear dis 1 ooooooooo, anyway we go battle am together...............lol
women..... so na my matter una take dey do yeye for here..... well no comment sha.... @ silly j: nice joke, but why me :'( :'( :'(
U don turn D'banj now abi? dey shout why me? if no be u, who e for be?
greatest dgreat.... na you be that.... nna ehen, you too much... how iyawo and omo dem, hope okay...
as evrytin don bin dey begin dey meltdown? iyawo and omo don waka go!
ahhaa ah.... wetin just because of dis, dis meltdown na him your wife and pekin run comot leave you... pele dgreat pele...
Posted: at 27-03-2009 11:21 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
kris u don hear am, u go waka dey go.......................silly j, make kris no hear dis 1 ooooooooo, anyway we go battle am together...............lol
women..... so na my matter una take dey do yeye for here..... well no comment sha.... @ silly j: nice joke, but why me :'( :'( :'(
U don turn D'banj now abi? dey shout why me? if no be u, who e for be?
greatest dgreat.... na you be that.... nna ehen, you too much... how iyawo and omo dem, hope okay...
as evrytin don bin dey begin dey meltdown? iyawo and omo don waka go!
dat gud, room dey 4 newbiew, 1derfulllllllll
Posted: at 27-03-2009 11:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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just because of dis, dis meltdown na him your wife and pekin run comot leave you... pele dgreat pele... 
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