The Drunk

Date: 21-03-2009 3:01 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 03:01 PM (16 years ago)
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A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."



Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 03:04 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-03-2009 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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make he go push am na for swing na.sha he wan help
Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 03:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 21-03-2009 03:06 PM
make he go push am na for swing na.sha he wan help

 Grin

Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-03-2009 09:23 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 03:04 PM
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Na you post first, you con dey dot... GY I don dey suspect you o! Grin

Posted: at 27-03-2009 09:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-03-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago)
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make the man call im wife make she go push am 4 the swing

Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 28-03-2009 07:51 PM (16 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 28-03-2009 07:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 28-03-2009 08:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 27-03-2009 09:23 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 03:04 PM
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Na you post first, you con dey dot... GY I don dey suspect you o! Grin


YEPAA...WHERE I CON GO WEY ALL DIS HAPPEN NA?Huh? HIN MEAN SAY UR JAZZ DON EXPIRE BDAT NA...GO RENEW HAM....MAGA
Posted: at 28-03-2009 08:01 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stripod102 at 28-03-2009 08:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Gy na suspect
Posted: at 28-03-2009 08:07 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 11:32 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: skarfies on 28-03-2009 08:01 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 27-03-2009 09:23 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 03:04 PM
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Na you post first, you con dey dot... GY I don dey suspect you o! Grin


YEPAA...WHERE I CON GO WEY ALL DIS HAPPEN NA?Huh? HIN MEAN SAY UR JAZZ DON EXPIRE BDAT NA...GO RENEW HAM....MAGA

Lousy fool Angry

Posted: at 29-03-2009 11:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 28-04-2009 07:27 PM (16 years ago)
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HAHAHAHA.....somehow funny...hahahahaha
Posted: at 28-04-2009 07:27 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Pires07 at 28-04-2009 09:40 PM (16 years ago)
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i no even understand weetin d man/drunk dey push

Posted: at 28-04-2009 09:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-04-2009 12:32 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on 28-04-2009 09:40 PM
i no even understand weetin d man/drunk dey push

Pires, simply go back and re-read the joke...phew!

Posted: at 30-04-2009 12:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 30-04-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago)
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brb

Posted: at 30-04-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-04-2009 12:46 PM (16 years ago)
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from where?

Posted: at 30-04-2009 12:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 30-04-2009 12:50 PM (16 years ago)
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tynbucktu
Posted: at 30-04-2009 12:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 30-04-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago)
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haha..
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 30-04-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahaha

Posted: at 30-04-2009 02:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 1-05-2009 10:55 AM (16 years ago)
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mmm

Posted: at 1-05-2009 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 1-05-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago)
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u too laugh abi y d hmm u dey smell shit ni
Posted: at 1-05-2009 01:21 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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