thenew bride

Date: 21-03-2009 3:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: John Amami
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- at 21-03-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- downlowguy at 21-03-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moak on 21-03-2009 03:51 PM
nice one
thanks mate.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Dirty but VERY NICE
Posted: at 21-03-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 01:55 AM (15 years ago)
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lol..na whaoo...
Posted: at 22-03-2009 01:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 22-03-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 22-03-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 22-03-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 22-03-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 22-03-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 22-03-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 05:04 PM
Dirty but VERY NICE
dirty ones are always nice...
Posted: at 22-03-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Na lie,
shèy dirty "TOMATO" dey 9ice?
Oya answer dat 1 quick quick o@ downlowguy
Posted: at 22-03-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Na lie,
shèy dirty "TOMATOES" dey 9ice?
Oya answer dat 1 quick quick o@ downlowguy
Posted: at 22-03-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 22-03-2009 06:28 PM (15 years ago)
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dis joke make semse jo
Posted: at 22-03-2009 06:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Which 1 b SEMSE na?
Abi u dey speak swahili?@ hacangel
Posted: at 22-03-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 22-03-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
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woteva dont start on mii ok?
dats jst typographical error
Posted: at 22-03-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 08:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Chil na?
Thatz d way we catch fun ard here@ hacangel
Posted: at 22-03-2009 08:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 22-03-2009 08:33 PM (15 years ago)
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omo dat babe is dangerous oh
Posted: at 22-03-2009 08:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 08:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Chil na?
Thatz d way we catch fun ard here@ hacangel
Posted: at 22-03-2009 08:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 22-03-2009 09:29 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 22-03-2009 09:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 01:48 AM (15 years ago)
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pass quick quick
Posted: at 23-03-2009 01:48 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 23-03-2009 05:43 AM (15 years ago)
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into the gutter        Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:43 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 06:42 AM (15 years ago)
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D 1 wey u dig?@ Toks-E
Posted: at 23-03-2009 06:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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