The doctor was examining a young blonde who was having
tremendous pain in her side.
"My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said.
The woman became quite angry and said, "Don't try hitting on
me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented."
A blond is married to this guy, and one day she leaves to go to the store and comes back to find her husband in bed with another woman.
Seeing them together, she grabs her gun and holds it to her head. Her husband yells, "no, don't!" and she replies, "shut-up, you're next!"
A blonde was at the dentist, but she refused to take off her earphones... the dentist got really pissed - he couldn't get right into her mouth - the wires were in the way, so he told her to close her eyes for a second... as she did, he pulled away the earphones and carried on working.
Thirty seconds later she was dead.
Slightly worried, and realizing it had something to do with the earphones, he picked them up and listened... he heard a gentle voice saying...
"Breath in.... and out... breathe in... and out.... and in.... and out...."
There were two blonds who wanted to build a spaceship to go to the sun. There friend said "You can't go to the sun, you'll burn to death!" The blonds replied "But we're going at night."
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