YOUR BLACKBERRY ☀
Dear Owner,
• I'm so lucky I'm your
BlackBerry!
• You hold me with both hands
gently as you could be.
• You ensure that I am always
with you.
• If I fall you are afraid of my
injury.
• I always have your undivided
attention, you get upset if others
disturb our time together.
• You can never forget me in a
taxi & you won't let me go unlike
my old friends nokia, sony and
samsung etc.
• When you eat, I'm beside you.
When you are in the toilet, I'm
with you. When you sleep my head
is by your pillow.
• When I scream you rush and
pick me up like an egg.
• When I feel low, you make
every effort to recharge my
battery. When I am hungry, you
fill me with airtime.
• You buy me all sorts of clothes to
cover my precious skin. And if I
make u feel like a cowboy u strap
me to ur waist or jeans.
• Every month you ensure that you
set aside the money, to buy me
bundles (of love).
• You upgraded me from my
friends nokia, sony and samsung
to a curve, bold & torch.
• You rush home from work and
spend quality time with me; not
really bothered to make a
conversation with those at home.
• You can sit up with me for hours
and smile at me, yet I have no
humanly emotions; sometimes I
make u laugh that people think you
are mad.
• I watch your wife/hubby or your
bf/gf who envies our time
together.
But Dearie,
☀ I appeal to you. Your life is
wasted because of me ☀
☀ Take some time, leave me aside
and Sort out issues that are
important to you, because I may
love you as much as you do love
me, but I'm just a blackberry,
nothing more
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