Naija man conversation

Date: 07-07-2007 12:20 am (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
- at 7-07-2007 12:20 AM (16 years ago)
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 After a long period of silence a guy in West Africa phones his good pal in London and the following conversation ensued....

Chike: Nna.. How now??, long tam no see you!
Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now ?
Chike: I jus dey.. Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin...
Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?
Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o
Chike: I say ah need small money from una
Chidi: Hello? Hello? ..dis line no clear o..
Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!
Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you!
(The phone operator now butts in)
Operator: He said he wants you to borrow him money!
Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GIVE AM THE MONEY NOW! Foolish operator shiooo...


Posted: at 7-07-2007 12:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- beautious at 8-07-2007 06:35 PM (16 years ago)
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thats hilarious Grin Wink Cool Cheesy
Posted: at 8-07-2007 06:35 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 10-08-2007 08:00 PM (16 years ago)
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yeah i guess this is human nature...when u have money people will be around u and enjoying their time with u,.....but when u become poor,they pretend that u don't exist....haiz.....

Posted: at 10-08-2007 08:00 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- iyabasira at 11-08-2007 09:29 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahhahahahhahahah dguy u very funny.post more joke abeg nna shey u fit read me clear?hahahaha
Posted: at 11-08-2007 09:29 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- LadyC at 23-08-2007 04:13 AM (16 years ago)
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Aint that the truth @ Myragonza.  Shocked
Posted: at 23-08-2007 04:13 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 24-08-2007 06:58 PM (16 years ago)
lol, so typical.
Posted: at 24-08-2007 06:58 PM (16 years ago) |
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- Bling4naija at 24-08-2007 10:22 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahaha!! ohhhhhh my God! dguy u r so funny men! This 4 real. I believe u o. myragonza u r right! guess wat. Dat is exactly the meanin of ma ist name. n dat give me alot of confidence to knw who is will my everlastin friend.

dguy once more. Good Job!! Give us more sweetie Cheesy
Posted: at 24-08-2007 10:22 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 3-09-2007 01:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Thats why I always play broke ..lol:-X
Posted: at 3-09-2007 01:54 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 10-04-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Ah, human bin oh...Lolol
Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 12-05-2009 05:28 AM (14 years ago)
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:-|
Posted: at 12-05-2009 05:28 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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