wINTER LOVERS

Date: 06-04-2008 7:13 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Ayo...
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- at 6-04-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.”

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?”

Posted: at 6-04-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- Vixenx at 6-04-2008 11:06 PM (16 years ago)
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LMAO.. Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-04-2008 11:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 7-04-2008 05:02 AM (16 years ago)
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i would prefer a cold dcik..... Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2008 05:02 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- spicychap at 7-04-2008 11:27 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2008 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 8-04-2008 04:45 AM (16 years ago)
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don't u wish too,Spicychap...?!!??!
Posted: at 8-04-2008 04:45 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 8-04-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago)
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cold ones can be very risky and under performing unles you've got a formular for heating and warming it up Cool
Posted: at 8-04-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spicychap at 8-04-2008 07:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on  8-04-2008 04:45 AM
don't u wish too,Spicychap...?!!??!

You mean I should wish 4 a cold di*k?
Posted: at 8-04-2008 07:58 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ugodaniels at 9-04-2008 08:14 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: spicychap on  8-04-2008 07:58 PM
Quote from: myragonza on  8-04-2008 04:45 AM
don't u wish too,Spicychap...?!!??!

You mean I should wish 4 a cold di*k?


Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 9-04-2008 08:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 9-04-2008 03:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ugodaniels on  8-04-2008 01:06 PM
cold ones can be very risky and under performing unles you've got a formular for heating and warming it up Cool




i like to warm stuffs....
Posted: at 9-04-2008 03:23 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 9-04-2008 07:46 PM (16 years ago)
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thats the password...always keep it warm and sprung up...yu never can tell wat the day might turn up! Cool
Posted: at 9-04-2008 07:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spicychap at 9-04-2008 07:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Who said you neva can tell? You can tell ooh & na belle(twins)
Posted: at 9-04-2008 07:50 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ugodaniels at 9-04-2008 07:57 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: spicychap on  9-04-2008 07:50 PM
Who said you neva can tell? You can tell ooh & na belle(twins)

It can always be handled...either by commission or omission!! Cool
Posted: at 9-04-2008 07:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spicychap at 9-04-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago)
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I fear you ooh! Na wetin u dey do dem 4 Charring cross be that?  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-04-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 10-04-2008 09:42 AM (16 years ago)
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so who wants some warm milk.....
Posted: at 10-04-2008 09:42 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 11-04-2008 08:16 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: spicychap on  9-04-2008 08:12 PM
I fear you ooh! Na wetin u dey do dem 4 Charring cross be that?  Grin Grin Grin

No dulling my guy...man gas remain alert at all times..lol Cool
Posted: at 11-04-2008 08:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 11-04-2008 09:11 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ugodaniels on 11-04-2008 08:16 AM
Quote from: spicychap on  9-04-2008 08:12 PM
I fear you ooh! Na wetin u dey do dem 4 Charring cross be that?  Grin Grin Grin

No dulling my guy...man gas remain alert at all times..lol Cool


as long as its not smelly gas....lmao
Posted: at 11-04-2008 09:11 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- spicychap at 11-04-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ugodaniels on 11-04-2008 08:16 AM
Quote from: spicychap on  9-04-2008 08:12 PM
I fear you ooh! Na wetin u dey do dem 4 Charring cross be that?  Grin Grin Grin

No dulling my guy...man gas remain alert at all times..lol Cool

U need it but make sure say na one of dose rich ppl pikin wey dey ya area ooh  Wink
Posted: at 11-04-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 12-04-2008 05:50 AM (16 years ago)
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so who is up for some winter warming... Cool
Posted: at 12-04-2008 05:50 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- spicychap at 12-04-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago)
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well..... Wink Wink Wink I no say anyfin ooh
Posted: at 12-04-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ugodaniels at 13-04-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Though its no longer winter..phyukn london weather's just horrible...cant see the phyukn spring. Anyways. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...i need some winter loving? Cool
Posted: at 13-04-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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