Gran'ma

Date: 30-03-2009 11:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Dan
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This is a dialogue between a Gran'ma and her gran'daughter Daughter:I'm going out gran'ma.See you tomorrow.
Gran'ma:Hm....Young girl,your image is undergoing serious recession.
Daughter:How do you mean?
Gran'ma:People are rebranding you.They say you hop from bed to bed and from hotel to hotel.
Daughter:But you know i'm still young.
Gran'ma:They also say you've remove all subsidy and deregulated your downstream sector.
Daughter:Let them say Gran'ma....I'm enjoying myself.
Gran'ma:yeah enjoy yourself but remember,AIDS IS REAL!

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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-03-2009 11:33 PM (15 years ago)
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watin be this now?
Posted: at 30-03-2009 11:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 31-03-2009 01:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin b dis b4?
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- Edwizzie at 31-03-2009 06:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 31-03-2009 06:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 31-03-2009 08:24 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 30-03-2009 11:33 PM
watin be this now?

I wonder! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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- Gwhy at 31-03-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Wen u turn FEMI KUTI come dey wonder,@ silly j
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- federico at 31-03-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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