PSALM 23...Naija version

Date: 04-04-2009 11:10 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 4-04-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago)
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May God bless you as you read!!!

1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey gidigbaa.

2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me
next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.

3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin
name.

4.
Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju
people plenty,
come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death
sef, mai bodi
dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey
like back bone
dey comfort me.

5. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam with
plenty-plenty meat,fish and okporoko make I chop. All mai
enemies dey
look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive
lotion. Mai
cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank.

6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I
quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to
lai lai.

GOD ALMIGTHY NA U BIKO
AMEN.


Posted: at 4-04-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Guest this is a joke, isn't it?
Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 4-04-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Jamb question

Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-04-2009 02:51 PM
Jamb question

Honest question... can you help me out please. I really don't get the joke
Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 4-04-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok,
wat do u want 2 knw?

Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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she no dey go church?
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-04-2009 03:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sillbaby27 on  4-04-2009 02:48 PM
Guest this is a joke, isn't it?

which country are u from?b4  i will know wht to say..?
Posted: at 7-04-2009 03:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 7-04-2009 03:51 AM (15 years ago)
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@silly j. Thats cool.
Posted: at 7-04-2009 03:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 7-04-2009 09:17 AM (15 years ago)
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@ sillyJ,diz good
@Sillbabe27, Do u read ur bible
@Emmajesus,nice question.we gat know where she come from

Posted: at 7-04-2009 09:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-04-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on  7-04-2009 03:51 AM
@silly j. Thats cool.

Thanks...pal! Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-04-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-04-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-04-2009 03:00 PM
Ok,
wat do u want 2 knw?

Gwhy, the typical Nigerian! You are using a question to answer a question... Its not fair! @ Gwhy

@Sillbaby, its a Nigerian pidgin version of PSalm23... get it? Grin

Posted: at 7-04-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-04-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  7-04-2009 09:17 AM
@ sillyJ,diz good
@Sillbabe27, Do u read ur bible
@Emmajesus,nice question.we gat know where she come from

Thanks Emmy, am glad you like it! Wink

Posted: at 7-04-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 7-04-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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oh baby,u're good

Posted: at 7-04-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 7-04-2009 01:40 PM (15 years ago)
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silly e ga egbummadu oh
i give u ten gbosaa 4 dis one oh
cos e sweet ma belly well well oh

infact nwane ikaraka

Posted: at 7-04-2009 01:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 7-04-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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kenny,where u go since?

Posted: at 7-04-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 7-04-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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my Dear no be small tory oh

infact if i start to tell u the tory, wat happen in 1966 will repeat itself

anyway maybe u never no say i be ASTRONAUT, i travel go pluto
i go put naija FLAG 4 there.


Posted: at 7-04-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 7-04-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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welcm madam traveller

Posted: at 7-04-2009 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-04-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-04-2009 11:10 AM
May God bless you as you read!!!

1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey gidigbaa.

2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me
next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.

3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin
name.

4.
Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju
people plenty,
come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death
sef, mai bodi
dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey
like back bone
dey comfort me.

5. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam with
plenty-plenty meat,fish and okporoko make I chop. All mai
enemies dey
look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive
lotion. Mai
cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank.

6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I
quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to
lai lai.

GOD ALMIGTHY NA U BIKO
AMEN.

Posted b4 by Dguy

Posted: at 7-04-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 7-04-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-04-2009 11:10 AM
May God bless you as you read!!!

1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey gidigbaa.

2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me
next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.

3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin
name.

4.
Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju
people plenty,
come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death
sef, mai bodi
dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey
like back bone
dey comfort me.

5. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam with
plenty-plenty meat,fish and okporoko make I chop. All mai
enemies dey
look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive
lotion. Mai
cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank.

6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I
quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to
lai lai.

GOD ALMIGTHY NA U BIKO
AMEN.

hehhehe..i knew dis 4rm primary skoool its funny and our father 2 times eleven......
Posted: at 7-04-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-04-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  7-04-2009 11:16 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-04-2009 11:10 AM
May God bless you as you read!!!

1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey gidigbaa.

2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me
next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.

3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin
name.

4.
Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju
people plenty,
come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death
sef, mai bodi
dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey
like back bone
dey comfort me.

5. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam with
plenty-plenty meat,fish and okporoko make I chop. All mai
enemies dey
look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive
lotion. Mai
cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank.

6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I
quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to
lai lai.

GOD ALMIGTHY NA U BIKO
AMEN.

Posted b4 by Dguy

see now them don they praise silly-j not knowing say she go pirate am come from dguy as u said toks...but wait ooo them don they accused silly-j now say she they pirate...that time she vex talk say them they embarrass her watin she con do now.. Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 7-04-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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