Ramadam Joke- Lost in the Desert !!!

Date: 02-08-2012 1:19 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Urchman
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David and Micheal were lost in the Sahara desert during their exploratory visit.They were dying of thirst when they saw a mosque ..

David said:'Look lets pretend we are Muslims!! Otherwise we'll not get any food or drink ..

I am going to call myself 'Ahme' and he turned round the name tag he was wearing and also put on Islamic scholars hat.
Micheal refused to change his name and identity and said:'I will not pretend to be other than what I really am.'

The Imam of mosque received both well and asked about their names ...

David: 'My name is Abdulhammed.!!! '

Micheal: 'My name is Micheal.'

The Imam turned to his helpers and said:'Please bring food and water for Micheal only.'

Then he turned to David (Abdulhammed) and said:Helo Abdul, how is your fasting going on?

Posted: at 2-08-2012 01:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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