UNCONSCIOUS LESSON

Date: 03-08-2012 8:42 am (12 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 3-08-2012 08:42 AM (12 years ago)
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A Medical Professor was teaching students in a class in one boys high skuul....He said

If a girl falls unconscious...., give her her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both hands

Any question??

Zeigbo: Sir, hw can I make her unconscious

Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 09:11 AM (12 years ago)
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So if ur girl friend faint make I dey press her Bosom  sori chest Shocked
Posted: at 3-08-2012 09:11 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 3-08-2012 09:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Una 2 na same tin
Posted: at 3-08-2012 09:29 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 10:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Tatafo who invite u come here
Posted: at 3-08-2012 10:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Etsey at 3-08-2012 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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In a nursery class, a little girl
asks teacher," can Mom get pregnant?
Teacher : how old is your mother?
Little girl: she is forty.
Teacher: yes she can get pregnant.
Little girl: can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: how old is your big sister?
Little girl: she is nineteen.
Teacher: of course your sister can certainly get pregnant.
Little girl:so what about me, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: how old are you?
Little girl: I'm five years old!
Teacher: You can't get pregnant!
Then the little boy akpors behind the little girl gave her a poke and says ," I told you we had nothing to worry about!
Teacher fainted...
Posted: at 3-08-2012 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 3-08-2012 11:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice pb4 inside unconscious jossy post
Posted: at 3-08-2012 11:22 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- olooworlay at 3-08-2012 11:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Etsey on  3-08-2012 11:17 AM
In a nursery class, a little girl
asks teacher," can Mom get pregnant?
Teacher : how old is your mother?
Little girl: she is forty.
Teacher: yes she can get pregnant.
Little girl: can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: how old is your big sister?
Little girl: she is nineteen.
Teacher: of course your sister can certainly get pregnant.
Little girl:so what about me, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: how old are you?
Little girl: I'm five years old!
Teacher: You can't get pregnant!
Then the little boy akpors behind the little girl gave her a poke and says ," I told you we had nothing to worry about!
Teacher fainted...

a gud 1 bruv...bt no dae post joke 4 insyd person joke
Posted: at 3-08-2012 11:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-08-2012 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 3-08-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 3-08-2012 01:36 PM (12 years ago)
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sex room i dey come
Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-08-2012 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-08-2012 09:11 AM
So if ur girl friend faint make I dey press her Bosom  sori chest Shocked

u dey craze?? no be my gal friend u go press naa............anywayz.., Chummyli want 2 faint so get ready 2 press her chest
Posted: at 3-08-2012 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-08-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  3-08-2012 09:29 AM
Una 2 na same tin


we sabi who u are
Posted: at 3-08-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-08-2012 06:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Tell ram
Posted: at 3-08-2012 06:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 3-08-2012 08:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Una 2 na d same tin
Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 3-08-2012 08:30 PM (12 years ago)
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If I faint n u touch ma chest na ur 3rd leg I go kick
Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-08-2012 06:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  3-08-2012 08:30 PM
If I faint n u touch ma chest na ur 3rd leg I go kick

hw u go take do dat 1?? wey be say u go dey pray make him touch u every wia even down down.., as long as na him go revive u
Posted: at 4-08-2012 06:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 4-08-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-08-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-08-2012 07:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-08-2012 07:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-08-2012 10:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2012 10:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 5-08-2012 05:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-08-2012 05:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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