I DONT WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN

Date: 07-04-2009 12:31 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Sabbath L.
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IN A CLASS ROOM ,A C.R.K TEACHER ASKED HIS PUPILS,"IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN STAND UP AND COME OUTSIDE. EVERYBODY STOOD UP  AND THEN WENT OUTSIDE. EXCEPT JAMES.THEN, THE TEACHER ASKED, 'WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN? AND JAMES ANSWERED, 'MY FATHER SAID I SHOULD COME HOME IMMEDIATELY AFTER CLOSING"

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- emmymth at 7-04-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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too oldddddddddddd

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- olaarie at 8-04-2009 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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childish and too dry for a big boy like U
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- Recoverd at 8-04-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Kai, very vry vry OOOOOLD
Posted: at 8-04-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 8-04-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: olaarie on  8-04-2009 11:31 AM
childish and too dry for a big boy like U
who tel u say him na big boy?

Posted: at 8-04-2009 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 8-04-2009 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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dis 1 na 1900 joke o..............................olaarie dis boy na pikin wey dey suck bobi 4 hand,him no b big boy
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- emmymth at 8-04-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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na pikin wey no even dey suck bobi,cos any pikin wey don suck bobi b4 no go post dis kain tin

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- Mr-InspireFIRE at 8-04-2009 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanks for all your lovely replies. To know a man's desire and swings, give him the warmth and then the chills,you will surely find his point of equilibrium, and then,  swing within  the range of his taste-he would be happier you know how to entertain or comfort him.
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-04-2009 10:19 PM (14 years ago)
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HMMMMMMMMMMM
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- lyinka at 8-04-2009 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Mr-InspireFIRE on  8-04-2009 10:08 PM
Thanks for all your lovely replies. To know a man's desire and swings, give him the warmth and then the chills,you will surely find his point of equilibrium, and then,  swing within  the range of his taste-he would be happier you know how to entertain or comfort him.

When you no say you gud for this kind englishes why you no go write ur own Dictionary. You con dey waste ur time here posting rubbishhhhhhhhhhhhh

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- NKEMJOU at 30-05-2009 10:41 PM (14 years ago)
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"immediately after closing"? dang dt language is jus 2 ish...
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 30-05-2009 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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old joke..boy boy
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- mushabc at 31-05-2009 09:16 PM (14 years ago)
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sdfghjkl
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- KleverC at 31-05-2009 09:56 PM (14 years ago)
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dry

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- nollylove at 31-05-2009 11:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice, I like it.  Thanks for posting Mr-Inspire.
Posted: at 31-05-2009 11:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 1-06-2009 03:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on  8-04-2009 10:37 PM
Quote from: Mr-InspireFIRE on  8-04-2009 10:08 PM
Thanks for all your lovely replies. To know a man's desire and swings, give him the warmth and then the chills,you will surely find his point of equilibrium, and then,  swing within  the range of his taste-he would be happier you know how to entertain or comfort him.

When you no say you gud for this kind englishes why you no go write ur own Dictionary. You con dey waste ur time here posting rubbishhhhhhhhhhhhh


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Posted: at 1-06-2009 03:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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