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![-]( "tkazzz") tkazzz at 9-08-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago)  (m)
If 2face advertise contraceptives,
no buy am, na fake.
If Akala sell bleaching cream,
abeg rush am, na Original.
If Dame Jonathan dey teach
English Language, abeg comot
your child from that school, it is
highly dangerous.
If Chelsea see an open net chance, don't panic bcos na
Torres.
If armed robbers visit Emirate
Stadium, they won't go to the
trophy room because no recent
trophies.
If Jonathan make any threat,
check well, na subsidy.
If Boko Haram threatens, bros
take cover, life no get season 2.
If timaya advertise school, no
carry ur pikin go there or else na
correct Aba pidgin go full him
skull.
If dangote give una jewelry,abeg
rush am oh, na confirm gold but if
he come give garri, abeg no take
am, na cement.
If u see mourinho so depressed,
don't bother to ask am, na barca
caused all him fear.
If u hear election tribunal, na
ACN, against PDP.
If you won laugh so tey water go
dey comot for ur eye, abeg ma
people, rush come meet me,
Ur one and only !
Pls don't tkazzz me. Go hug transformer. 360 degrees | Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 9-08-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) (m) 
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 9-08-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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dis joke still dey exist??
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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if i see you joking then make i run bf yeye do catch me | Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 9-08-2012 07:45 PM (12 years ago) (m) old
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "brightossy") brightossy at 9-08-2012 07:50 PM (12 years ago) (m) this one na advice | Posted: at 9-08-2012 07:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 9-08-2012 08:01 PM (12 years ago) (m) abi
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 9-08-2012 08:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 9-08-2012 08:23 PM (12 years ago) (m) If tkazzz post joke check am well Na copy n paste
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 9-08-2012 08:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 9-08-2012 08:27 PM (12 years ago) (m) abi
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 9-08-2012 08:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "tkazzz") tkazzz at 9-08-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago) (m) @zeigbo, na u know. Oga copy copy
Pls don't tkazzz me. Go hug transformer. 360 degrees | Posted: at 9-08-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "chummyli") chummyli at 9-08-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago) (f) U try small but na pb4
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling... | Posted: at 9-08-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 9-08-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago) (m) Na u sabi
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 9-08-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "nickyvil") nickyvil at 10-08-2012 04:34 AM (12 years ago) (m) u try newbie bt na pb444 | Posted: at 10-08-2012 04:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "tkazzz") tkazzz at 10-08-2012 05:57 AM (12 years ago) (m) Na all of na know if na pb4 or pb10. Yeye fc
Pls don't tkazzz me. Go hug transformer. 360 degrees | Posted: at 10-08-2012 05:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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SO UNA DON get team no wonder
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa | Posted: at 10-08-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "brightossy") brightossy at 10-08-2012 02:06 PM (12 years ago) (m) yeye united | Posted: at 10-08-2012 02:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa | Posted: at 10-08-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "francischi") francischi at 10-08-2012 07:34 PM (12 years ago) (m)
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" | Posted: at 10-08-2012 07:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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