THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "if u kiss me, i will turn into a beutiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "if u kiss me and turn me back into a beutiful princess, i will tell every one how smart and brave u are and how u are my hero." He took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, i'll stay with you for a year and do anything u want." Again the man took the frog out smiled at it and returned it back to his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "what is the matter? I've told u i'm a beutiful princess, that i will stay with u  4 a year and do anything u want. Why won't you kiss me?" the man said, "Look, am a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."