dalaitan1 at 26-05-2007 02:49 PM (16 years ago) (m)
;DTwo WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been armful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive
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Posted: at 26-05-2007 02:49 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Dguy at 26-05-2007 07:05 PM (16 years ago) (m)
damn.........funny.
please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic - make proper use of capit
Posted: at 26-05-2007 07:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply khadijah at 28-12-2007 01:30 PM (16 years ago) (f)
very funny
Posted: at 28-12-2007 01:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Vixenx at 28-12-2007 05:28 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Reply Recoverd at 17-06-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago) (f)
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Posted: at 17-06-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply nickyvil at 17-06-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago) (m)
lol
Posted: at 17-06-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 17-06-2009 11:44 PM (14 years ago) (m)
kool
Posted: at 17-06-2009 11:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Sheenor at 18-06-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago) (m)
photocopy
lol
posted b 4
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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posted b4
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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almost the same as what i have posted before only that it has three parts ....
nice try thou....
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 19-06-2009 05:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply xter at 28-07-2009 01:56 AM (14 years ago) (m)
so funny
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 28-07-2009 01:56 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply teeco at 28-07-2009 09:26 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Praying
Posted: at 28-07-2009 09:26 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Gbravo at 28-07-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) (m)
speaking in tongue like dis shiribaba!! lambashereeeee,tarababaaaaa!!! .....
Posted: at 28-07-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply teeco at 28-07-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Alhamdulillahi
Posted: at 28-07-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Gbravo at 28-07-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Kasirah.
Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply teeco at 28-07-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) (m)
mun gode ma Allah
Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Gbravo at 28-07-2009 04:21 PM (14 years ago) (m)
shi ne ubangidi
Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply teeco at 28-07-2009 04:28 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Kwarai kuwa
Posted: at 28-07-2009 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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u na don start again........
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 28-07-2009 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Gbravo at 29-07-2009 12:13 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Dont worry we go carry u along be cool like ur name.
Posted: at 29-07-2009 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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