mother's advise!

Date: 23-08-2012 5:21 pm (11 years ago) | Author: joseph ike
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- at 23-08-2012 05:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Last sunday i went and fellowship with my friend in their church,
so the pastor was preaching about going to heaven,
then the pastor asked the congregation, who want to go to heaven
everyone raised their hands up, so there was a boy of ten yrs old,
who fail to raise his hand, So the pastor approched him and ask the boy why he don't want to go to heaven,
the boy replied i would have love to go to heaven but my mum advised me as soon as the church service over,
i should not go any other place but come home straight..thx.

Posted: at 23-08-2012 05:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Rihannaaa at 23-08-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Nursery school joke  Undecided
Posted: at 23-08-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 23-08-2012 05:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 23-08-2012 05:31 PM
Nursery school joke  Undecided
i know, na this kind words i expect from u!
Posted: at 23-08-2012 05:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-08-2012 07:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Nawaaa
Posted: at 23-08-2012 07:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- roselle at 23-08-2012 07:15 PM (11 years ago)
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which pb4 be dis one
Posted: at 23-08-2012 07:15 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 24-08-2012 11:00 AM (11 years ago)
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First joke way u post na copy u copiam Sad u don fall ma hand
Posted: at 24-08-2012 11:00 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princyboy at 25-08-2012 03:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Any piky here..who carry.nursery school joke come here
Posted: at 25-08-2012 03:46 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 25-08-2012 05:12 PM (11 years ago)
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even self i no understand this yoke  when i post am,
 for mi mind i think say i don hammer!
Posted: at 25-08-2012 05:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 25-08-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 25-08-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 25-08-2012 05:34 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin i like d joke sha
Posted: at 25-08-2012 05:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 25-08-2012 06:56 PM (11 years ago)
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We heard
Posted: at 25-08-2012 06:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omeizad1st at 26-08-2012 08:31 AM (11 years ago)
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 8)My funny guys,just continue rolling joo.  Cool
Posted: at 26-08-2012 08:31 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 26-08-2012 01:20 PM (11 years ago)
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who b dis?
Posted: at 26-08-2012 01:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 26-08-2012 09:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 26-08-2012 01:20 PM
who b dis?
na Nebuchadnezzar
Posted: at 26-08-2012 09:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-08-2012 09:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 27-08-2012 09:33 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 27-08-2012 10:27 AM (11 years ago)
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poster no b today i know say u get dull brain  Sad so i no think am twice
Posted: at 27-08-2012 10:27 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 27-08-2012 04:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-08-2012 10:27 AM
poster no b today i know say u get dull brain  Sad so i no think am twice

commentator i know u too, na native doctor fit you,
Posted: at 27-08-2012 04:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 27-08-2012 05:23 PM (11 years ago)
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More yeYe
Posted: at 27-08-2012 05:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-08-2012 11:17 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 27-08-2012 04:48 PM
commentator i know u too, na native doctor fit you,
carry dat mad man wey dey ur houx come make ı cure ram
Posted: at 28-08-2012 11:17 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 28-08-2012 03:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Boooooo
Posted: at 28-08-2012 03:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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