Mr Bingo was a Lagos claiming to be based yeye man.He has disappeared from his Irunmole village for the past 20 years.Unexpectedly the villagers noticed his presence again in the village.They could not wait to asked of his whereabout,mr Bingo,being a cronic liar,he quickly responded that,he left for the city to acquire education just to bring civilization to the poor village.He was accepted.Then people depended on him for everything they dont know about civilized world.He started by using some materials to convince them.Not quiet long,the little grammar brought to prove his materials,turned to become harmful for him ???As the first civilized indigen from the village ,he must prove his mettle for king Ogbori Ikoko to believe him,in the palace,he was asked about his whereabout by the king,he brought out an empty sheet of paper,he handed it to the king that,he couldnt right anything bc,his whereabout is nothing to write home about. he presented a silver spoon to the queen that she should be using it to feed her children bc,they are born with silver spoon,people hailed him,he brought out the heart of cow already roasted,he gave to the king,that he is the heart beat of the village he should be eating only hearts as meats,bc these are city customs, everybody shouted and clapped to cheer him up,further more, he presented a loaf of bread,people taught that,he wanted to feed multitude of people with it just as Jesus did, but the story changed,he informed them that,every family head should be eating bread alone as food, bc they are bread winners,people grumbled.He put a doom to his phyuk up,when he amounced at the palace gathering that,every landlords should always support the front parts of their building with their heads to avoid collapse whenever there is rainfall,everybody rumbled in disagreement,the king Ogbori Ikoko rose up,he calmed them and made it as order that,proffessor Bingo must lead as an example,then he gave him palace arrest,that,he shall remain in palace till when there would be rainfall and he would use his head to support any about to collapse building to rightfully prove himself beyond reasonable doubts.Knowing this as a death trap for him,proff Bingo finally struggled back his way to where he came from..Proudness the vivid sign to downfall.
Posted: at 26-08-2012 12:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
chummyli at 26-08-2012 01:29 PM (11 years ago) (f)
nice one dear ...hopefully joke of d month
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 26-08-2012 01:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
omeizad1st at 26-08-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago) (m)
U see impatience human being are we,the villagers no even allowed him to tag them as pillar of their house b4 they attacked him,poor yeye bingo... Bingo Bingo,u fit kill me trowe joo
Posted: at 26-08-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
i am siting with the bingo rite here, he is the one telling me wat to write as my comment on this your post he said i should tell you , that he will expose u in due time too cuz this post wasn't ur agreement with him i rest my case!
Globala is the game!!!
Posted: at 26-08-2012 10:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
,he must prove his mettle for king Ogbori Ikoko to believe him,in the palace,he was asked about his whereabout by the king,he brought out an empty sheet of paper,he handed it to the king that,he couldnt right anything bc,his whereabout is nothing to write home about. he presented a silver spoon to the queen that she should be using it to feed her children bc,they are born with silver spoon,people hailed him,he brought out the heart of cow already roasted,he gave to the king,that he is the heart beat of the village he should be eating only hearts as meats,bc these are city customs, everybody shouted and clapped to cheer him up,further more, he presented a loaf of bread,people taught that,he wanted to feed multitude of people with it just as Jesus did, but the story changed,he informed them that,every family head should be eating bread alone as food, bc they are bread winners,people grumbled.He put a doom to his phyuk up,when he amounced at the palace gathering that,every landlords should always support the front parts of their building with their heads to avoid collapse whenever there is rainfall,everybody rumbled in disagreement,the king Ogbori Ikoko rose up,he calmed them and made it as order that,proffessor Bingo must lead as an example,then he gave him palace arrest,that,he shall remain in palace till when there would be rainfall and he would use his head to support any about to collapse building to rightfully prove himself beyond reasonable doubts.Knowing this as a death trap for him,proff Bingo finally struggled back his way to where he came from..Proudness the vivid sign to downfall. 
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