Quality or Quantity?

Date: 14-04-2009 9:03 am (15 years ago) | Author: Tayo Alexander
- at 14-04-2009 09:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Choosing a Wife
Ikenna wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

Ifeoma does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

Ikenna was impressed.

Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.

He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgement on.

Quality or quantity.

 

 

Warm Regards...?

Brasca.


Posted: at 14-04-2009 09:03 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Kristiantus at 14-04-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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ooooohhhhhhh,  Angry Angry Angry
if i talk now dem go say i too dey condemn jokes.
so bros, which of dem come get the biggest boobs? shey na Ifeoma, Nneka abi Ngozi?
abeg! too dry, carry your N650,000 dey go we no marry dis your joke at all...... Angry
Posted: at 14-04-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago)
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true talk.D joke dey incomplete and dry.Pls re-visit

Posted: at 14-04-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 14-04-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Merix of the remix
Posted: at 14-04-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago)
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pardon?

Posted: at 14-04-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 14-04-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Again?
Posted: at 14-04-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 11-05-2009 04:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-05-2009 04:34 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 11-05-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-05-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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