seeing is believing lol.

Man shopping...

 A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter.
The cashier asked,"Sir,do you have a dog?"
"Yes,"replied the man.
"Well,where is it?"asked the cashier.
"I left him home,"man answered.
"Sorry,"the cashier said,"You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog.Those are the rules!"
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout.
"Do you have a cat?"asked the cashier.
"Yes,"he said,"but I left it home."
"Sorry,"she said,"If I can't see the cat,I can't sell you the food.Those are the rules!"
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag.He walked up to the cashier and said,"Put your hand in here."
The cashier put her hand in and said,"It's soft and warm.What is it?"
The man replied,"I'd like three rolls of toilet paper,please!"

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Posted: at 27-09-2012 11:55 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 27-09-2012 01:27 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Are Ƴȭџ waiting for the laughing traffic light to shine green.....

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Posted: at 27-09-2012 02:43 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Ok

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Posted: at 27-09-2012 06:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you knw na

Posted: at 27-09-2012 06:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Huh

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Posted: at 27-09-2012 11:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

explaın wot  poster saıd seeıng ıs belıevıng abı u keep ur ear ınsıde pocket   

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Posted: at 30-09-2012 07:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 1-10-2012 09:31 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

its like that guy D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hear with mouth

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Posted: at 1-10-2012 11:11 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Remix or retweet warefa

Seeing is believing!

Man shopping...
 A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter.
The cashier asked,"Sir,do you have a dog?"
"Yes,"replied the man.
"Well,where is it?"asked the cashier.
"I left him home,"man answered.
"Sorry,"the cashier said,"You can't buy the dog food if I can't see the dog.Those are the rules!"
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout.
"Do you have a cat?"asked the cashier.
"Yes,"he said,"but I left it home."
"Sorry,"she said,"If I can't see the cat,I can't sell you the food.Those are the rules!"
The next day the man walked into the store and bought pack of condom to the checkout.
"Do you have a wife? asked the cashier.
"Yes the man replied"
"But why do U̶̲̥̅̊ want †̥ use a condom.? Asked the cashier"
"The man quietly whisper to her ears" I want to use it on you, you have been seeing ur p***y for years"

Posted: at 1-10-2012 02:38 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie