I, _______________________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondling and fornication.
I will not return to the scene of said activities, nor call, write or otherwise contact/harass or vex said co-signer of contract for a time of no less than thirty (30) days and nights after said activities have been fulfilled.
I also surrender all rights to propagate rumors, misnomers and dirty looks in the cafeteria from myself and friends, and will treat said co-signer with all the respect due a stranger.
I will say "hi" if we pass within ten (10) meters in a friendly, if not neutral, tone.
I will also upon completion of heretofore listed activities not leave underwear, earrings or other insignificant yet oh-so-valuable knick-knacks lying about or hidden somewhere in the co-signer's abode for the sole purpose of returning to said abode and breaking the no-contact agreement of this document.
I furthermore state that I am of sound mind and desirable body, and will not call said co-signer by any other name than is his or her own, nor reminisce on some former slime-ball/great lover who wore the same cologne, roll-on, boxer shorts or robe.
I will also pay one-half of all laundry fees as needed after prescribed activity.
Signed,
_____________________________________ Fornicator At Large
14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 16-04-2009 01:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14_Inches_Long at 20-04-2009 12:34 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Well, It is very funny that all pals especially male do not understand this aggreement. If you read veru well you would see that it absolves you from any responsibility of any sort after the action.
All men need this to protect them against any future would-be-Monical Lewinsky. Let her sign and use the holy water to stamp it but make sure you pay the agreed stamp duty otherwise, yawa go gas at the end of the TO-ME-TO-YOU !!!!
I have your love in mind !!!!
14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 20-04-2009 12:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
my brother na ur dead warrant u just signed. may ur gentle soul rest in perfect peace. greet devil over there 4 me. tell him i will dispiont him. bye.but u still hv a chance. (one chance 4 u)
Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:07 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Dats a superrrrrr Deal contract. 
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