***Chumyli and Emejuru love (PART ONE)***

Date: 05-10-2012 5:47 pm (11 years ago) | Author: modupe afolabi
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- at 5-10-2012 05:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Chumyli: (Low Voice) Sweety, Last night I had a dream about you.
Emejuru: (excited) Oooh, Tell me Something Honey...:
Chumyli: I dreamt We were traveling in a bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.
Emejuru: (with luv): Oh, Definitely, i was searching for You... Right?"
Chumyli: (Frowns) NO, You were shouting, "Driver! Driver!!, Please, Give me My Change before You Die."

        ***Joke of the month of October 2012***


Posted: at 5-10-2012 05:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 5-10-2012 05:51 PM (11 years ago)
 Roll Eyes poster i dey vex for you oo , why you nor give me my change b4 you go hell fire ?
anyway make you keep am bcos you go need am to bribe devil to keep you for fan side ,
but enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-10-2012 05:51 PM (11 years ago) |
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- at 5-10-2012 07:14 PM (11 years ago)
e don nice bcos na woman post ,
you are very really very woman wrapar  Roll Eyes
abi you want tell me say you know no sey this thing
na original over posted pb4 b4 thing huh?
Posted: at 5-10-2012 07:14 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Rihannaaa at 5-10-2012 07:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Emejuru but why ur eye come dey red like this? Oya come take this 5 naira go buy pure water to cool ur mind, Ok?

Posted: at 5-10-2012 07:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 5-10-2012 07:27 PM (11 years ago)
huh? anyway more  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-10-2012 07:27 PM (11 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 5-10-2012 08:17 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  5-10-2012 05:51 PM
Roll Eyes poster i dey vex for you oo , why you nor give me my change b4 you go hell fire ?
anyway make you keep am bcos you go need am to bribe devil to keep you for fan side ,
but enough  Undecided boo
Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 5-10-2012 08:17 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 6-10-2012 12:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Wow! what a joke. Can this be REAL?
LMAO

Posted: at 6-10-2012 12:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 6-10-2012 12:41 PM (11 years ago)
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all of una wen comment and the poster dey inside the bus,
cuz me i no follow!

Posted: at 6-10-2012 12:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-10-2012 01:08 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 6-10-2012 01:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2012 11:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Undecided

Posted: at 6-10-2012 11:06 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 7-10-2012 05:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  6-10-2012 12:41 PM
all of una wen comment and the poster dey inside the bus,
cuz me i no follow!
Na u be the condoctor  Tongue

Posted: at 7-10-2012 05:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-10-2012 07:22 PM (11 years ago)
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hope e gıve una change sha

Posted: at 7-10-2012 07:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 8-10-2012 12:58 AM (11 years ago)
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he never give me change ooo  Shocked

Posted: at 8-10-2012 12:58 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 8-10-2012 08:28 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes go collect am nah

Posted: at 8-10-2012 08:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 8-10-2012 09:10 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one girl....................... emejuru wit money chai Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-10-2012 09:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2012 09:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 8-10-2012 09:23 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 9-10-2012 11:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on  8-10-2012 09:10 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one girl....................... emejuru wit money chai Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Thanks dear. U na beta person jor  Kiss

Posted: at 9-10-2012 11:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 10-10-2012 01:07 AM (11 years ago)
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I C

Posted: at 10-10-2012 01:07 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 10-10-2012 10:34 PM (11 years ago)
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c yeye family de gossip wit ma name Undecided

Posted: at 10-10-2012 10:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-10-2012 10:23 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes na wetın dem be bdat

Posted: at 11-10-2012 10:23 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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