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Date: 10-11-2012 3:27 pm (11 years ago) | Author: angel sharon
- at 10-11-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- Amaight at 10-11-2012 03:37 PM (11 years ago)
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And what next?
Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 10-11-2012 03:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Amaight on 10-11-2012 03:37 PM
And what next?
ur laughter
Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 10-11-2012 05:50 PM (11 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 10-11-2012 05:50 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- youngboss11 at 10-11-2012 06:11 PM (11 years ago)
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What dat same tin....shey dem dey pray ni or wetin
Posted: at 10-11-2012 06:11 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 10-11-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago)
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I no knw o. Mayb dem pray ni
Posted: at 10-11-2012 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 10-11-2012 06:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 10-11-2012 06:36 PM
I no knw o. Mayb dem pray ni
Abeg help me ask ram..
Posted: at 10-11-2012 06:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 10-11-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Ram u dey hear so ?  Angry
Posted: at 10-11-2012 07:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2012 12:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Him don hear ram say Na pb4
Posted: at 11-11-2012 12:00 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 11-11-2012 02:48 PM (11 years ago)
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post b4
Posted: at 11-11-2012 02:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 11-11-2012 05:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 11-11-2012 05:14 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 11-11-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago)
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make una show me exıt way abeg  Angry
Posted: at 11-11-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Amaight at 11-11-2012 06:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Look well u go see am
Posted: at 11-11-2012 06:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 11-11-2012 06:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 11-11-2012 05:52 PM
make una show me exıt way abeg  Angry
bera just dey endure . Cos dey don block road O
Posted: at 11-11-2012 06:11 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- alibab at 11-11-2012 09:34 PM (11 years ago)
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That is no biz mine
Posted: at 11-11-2012 09:34 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 11-11-2012 09:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: youngboss11 on 10-11-2012 06:41 PM
Abeg help me ask ram..
Ram, wetin dem dey do o
Posted: at 11-11-2012 09:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 01:00 AM (11 years ago)
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add my own pb4 join
Posted: at 13-11-2012 01:00 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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