men are like....

Date: 21-04-2009 12:41 pm (15 years ago) | Author: michael stephanie
- at 21-04-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Men 

1.Men are like ........Laxatives ....... They irritate the shit out of you.
 
2.Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
 
3.Men are like ......... Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
 
4.Men are like ......... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
 
5.Men are like ......... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
 
6.Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
 
7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
 
8.Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
 
9.Men are like ......... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
 
10.Men are like ......... Popcorn . ......  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
 
11.Men are like . ...  Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming,
                                                  how many inches  you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
 
13.Men are like ......... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 

Posted: at 21-04-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- iphie at 21-04-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 21-04-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 23-04-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago)
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tell am
Posted: at 23-04-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-04-2009 09:37 PM (15 years ago)
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na whaoo watin i fit talk self..u don get experience tire..Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 23-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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LOLLLOL.. Gud 1
Posted: at 23-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 23-04-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Steph, Steph, Steph, how many time did i call you? Would like to drink agbo now, while it is still hot?
Posted: at 23-04-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 24-04-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago)
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.....................
Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 24-04-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago)
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you dey talk about men why you no talk about u woman
woman are like..............................Bug.......................they suck u until there is kobo in ur pocket
woman are like............................sugar.................first they are sweet at the end the sweetness kill
woman are like......................Honey Bee.............first you enjoy the honey and last it stings you till u get nothing to account for

hey watch ya back never talk like dat to man again understood
Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-04-2009 02:58 AM (15 years ago)
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BUT HERE NO BE FIGHT FORUM NOW..Grin
Posted: at 24-04-2009 02:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 24-04-2009 02:59 AM (15 years ago)
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wtf!
Posted: at 24-04-2009 02:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-04-2009 03:01 AM (15 years ago)
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WATIN HAPPEN...Shocked
Posted: at 24-04-2009 03:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 24-04-2009 03:02 AM (15 years ago)
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nuffin really just luking n reading d comments ni d second 2 d last one is hurrible
Posted: at 24-04-2009 03:02 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 24-04-2009 04:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 24-04-2009 03:02 AM
nuffin really just luking n reading d comments ni d second 2 d last one is hurrible
na persin name be 2nd to the last? mention name na?
Posted: at 24-04-2009 04:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 24-04-2009 06:49 AM (15 years ago)
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ironlady  dey craze ni she be lady na Ode
Posted: at 24-04-2009 06:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 24-04-2009 07:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Chei! Real definition of men b dis
Posted: at 24-04-2009 07:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 10:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin @ comment
Posted: at 2-06-2009 10:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 2-06-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 21-04-2009 12:51 PM
posted b4
some peeps never get tired of reproducing old items
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