who tech am?

Date: 21-04-2009 3:56 pm (16 years ago) | Author: emeka prince joe
- at 21-04-2009 03:56 PM (16 years ago)
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Posted: at 21-04-2009 03:56 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- omatseye at 21-04-2009 04:17 PM (16 years ago)
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yeye pikin...nice1 pal...keep d spirit of laughter so high.....i don comot my cloth ....
Posted: at 21-04-2009 04:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-04-2009 05:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Guy gbosa 4 u jo.

Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 21-04-2009 05:47 PM (16 years ago)
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this pikin funny but sha guy u try keep on hmmmmm ok
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Posted: at 21-04-2009 05:47 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- nollylove at 11-05-2009 05:36 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:36 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 11-05-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago)
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i missed this joke wen it was posted.Very funny

Posted: at 11-05-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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