Where do you belong?

Date: 29-11-2012 2:29 pm (12 years ago) | Author: modupe afolabi
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- at 29-11-2012 02:29 PM (12 years ago)
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‎* 90% of UNILAG chicks has aborted a minimum of 5 times before their final year.
*Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu College of edu. girlshave actually seen an aeroplane.
* 60% ofUNN chicks can open their legs for you if you offer them okpa and coke.
* 82% of IMSU chicks doesnt wear panties
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BB before.
* 96 of ESUT babes wear one pant for one week.
* 88% of IMT chicks has yam legs.
* All the chicks in covenant university hide their phones inside their panties to avoid detention.
* 79% of DELSU chicks have orgasms as soon as they hear gun shots.
* 98% of UNIZIK chicks have hair in their chests and Nipples.
* 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their handbag cos they dont know where they will spend the night.
* 90% of FUTO chicks look like Weird MC
* 71% of ABSU chicks wear second hand panties.
* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during sex.
* 90% of EBSU chicks wear pant for one week.
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold beer.
* 80% of ANSU chicks doesnt sleep in their hostels during weekends.
* No UNICAL female student is a virgin.* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with their schøolboyfriends.
*
Its like the gates of HADES has just beenflooded open when abt 66% of UNIABUJAchicks open their legs :p

Posted: at 29-11-2012 02:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- globala at 29-11-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Thank God say i no be woman!
Posted: at 29-11-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 29-11-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Better for u. But u fit tell us where ur babe omomarty belongs  Cheesy
Posted: at 29-11-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 29-11-2012 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 29-11-2012 02:47 PM
Better for u. But u fit tell us where ur babe omomarty belongs  Cheesy
she no belong here, she belong only to my side cuz i can not share my ......... with anybody!
Posted: at 29-11-2012 02:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 29-11-2012 02:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Are u sure? Cos that wasnt what i heard ooo  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 29-11-2012 02:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 29-11-2012 03:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 29-11-2012 02:55 PM
Are u sure? Cos that wasnt what i heard ooo  Lips Sealed
i once heard a rumour tha my one time house boy jossy, want to test wat the boss{me}
is dwelling on, but is better for him to run and never to come back,
cuz if he dares, i will beat him beyond repaire!
 
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 29-11-2012 03:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 29-11-2012 02:47 PM
Better for u. But u fit tell us where ur babe omomarty belongs  Cheesy
tell us where u belong to RIHANAAA
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 29-11-2012 03:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Rihanna, u nid serious deliverance.  Which kain post be dis 1 na ? I tire 4 u and ur yeye hobby o ( zeigo ).  Make I just drive dey go jeje.  Undecided
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 29-11-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago)
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not funny but true. Cool
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 29-11-2012 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided   reconsidering comment.  Rihanna talk true, na all dis tin u don experience B4 ?  Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 29-11-2012 03:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 29-11-2012 03:07 PM
i once heard a rumour tha my one time house boy jossy, want to test wat the boss{me}
is dwelling on, but is better for him to run and never to come back,
cuz if he dares, i will beat him beyond repaire!
 
wetin come concern me with all this epistle wey u write now? Huh?
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 29-11-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 29-11-2012 03:11 PM
tell us where u belong to RIHANAAA
i belong to zeigbo university  Tongue
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 29-11-2012 03:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: NEWRUMOUR on 29-11-2012 03:20 PM
Rihanna, u nid serious deliverance.  Which kain post be dis 1 na ? I tire 4 u and ur yeye hobby o ( zeigo ).  Make I just drive dey go jeje.  Undecided
see ur big head like BRT tire. my post no better pass all those ur pb1000?  Sad Besides my zeigbo handsome pass u  Tongue
Posted: at 29-11-2012 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 29-11-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 29-11-2012 03:53 PM
see ur big head like BRT tire. my post no better pass all those ur pb1000?  Sad Besides my zeigbo handsome pass u  Tongue
Tongue do u mean dat monkey of urs ?  Cheesy
Posted: at 29-11-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 29-11-2012 08:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 29-11-2012 03:48 PM
wetin come concern me with all this epistle wey u write now? Huh?
i know were u belong cuz b4 zeigbo u belong some where and after zeigbo u go still join and one!
Posted: at 29-11-2012 08:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 29-11-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Chaıı UNIILORIN chıcks sabı lıfe o   Kiss
Posted: at 29-11-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 29-11-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 29-11-2012 08:33 PM
Chaıı UNIILORIN chıcks sabı lıfe o   Kiss
na dere u dey go carry ur ashaaaa.............before?
Posted: at 29-11-2012 08:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 29-11-2012 08:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 29-11-2012 08:34 PM
na dere u dey go carry ur ashaaaa.............before?
Roll Eyes u dey lınk our secret   Shocked
Posted: at 29-11-2012 08:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2012 10:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Abeg make una nak me tory
Posted: at 29-11-2012 10:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2012 10:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: NEWRUMOUR on 29-11-2012 04:01 PM
Tongue do u mean dat monkey of urs ?  Cheesy
if I tear u slap ur ashawo no go know u again Angry
Posted: at 29-11-2012 10:22 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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