A very faithful woman

Date: 22-04-2009 2:04 pm (16 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 22-04-2009 02:04 PM (16 years ago)
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A very faithful woman

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- iphie at 22-04-2009 03:47 PM (16 years ago)
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lol, posted b4, but still got me crakking
Posted: at 22-04-2009 03:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 22-04-2009 04:22 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:22 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 22-04-2009 04:27 PM (16 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 26-04-2009 03:08 PM (16 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 26-04-2009 03:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 27-04-2009 03:16 PM (16 years ago)
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I feelike eating pasta with hot chocolate !!!! but the irony of it is that I want iphie and size1 to pay for them!!!!!




14_Inches_Long...
Posted: at 27-04-2009 03:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-04-2009 03:27 PM (16 years ago)
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keep wishing rooky, u might get ur wish in d ming dynasty
Posted: at 27-04-2009 03:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 27-04-2009 04:16 PM (16 years ago)
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What I mean is that by this joke,


A saint and Godly man(14_Inches) is hungry and want the 2 devils (size1 and iphie) to pay for his food !!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 04:20 PM (16 years ago)
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cm nwokem,no insult Iphiee again or else i go take on u oh
Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-04-2009 04:24 PM (16 years ago)
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emmy my dear, abeg helep me tell am o, him dey try entre my skirt but i no gree 4 am sam sam o
Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 04:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Throwing ur word back @ u,do i look lyk ur msgr?
Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 27-04-2009 04:32 PM (16 years ago)
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 feelike eating pasta with hot chocolate !!!! but the irony of it is that I want iphie and size1 to pay for them!!!!!




14_Inches_Long...
 
 
 
Na God go punish u u hear 14inches long abi short so iphie is now the devil abi? as 4 size1 he looks like the devil so he should pay for what u want to eat

not iphie plsssssssssssssssssssssssss

Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 04:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Quinzee4urself,Abeg go 4 ur induction course for dis forum so dt u go know hw 2 address people.
Posted: at 27-04-2009 04:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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