A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he sawan envelope, propped up prominently onthe pillow. It was addressed,’Dad….. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with trembling hands,read the letter… “Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m wr iting you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene with Mum and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would notapprove of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune forall the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that sciencewill find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know howto take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table!!!!!!
Posted: at 13-12-2012 07:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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